Will Howard Defend the Virgin Jet Tim Tebow?

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I guarantee the first time Tebow sees Mark Sanchez' girlfriend Kate Upton at a team Christmas party he goes home and wacks off like a mad man!



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    My question is, will Howie defend Tebow's freakishness with as much fervor as he does his gay and lesbo friends. I think not!
     
  2. Roberticus

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    Only after Beth tweets a cheek-to-cheek photo of her and Tebow.
     
  3. Shithead

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    It's a sports story so Howie hasn't a clue
     
  4. Jon Hein is God

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    Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin in the same city.

    One is Asian-born (Tebow), the other is American-born (Lin).
     
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    Well, if you're gonna actually give him the benefit of the doubt that he actually does like girls and not big, thick, beer can cock (like Howard)....I think he would have no trouble controlling himself around girls like Kate Upton.

    One of Tebow's supposed ex-girlfriends.....

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    And what kind of maniac just flat out ignores her when she's newly single, probably in heat, and flirting with them....?

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    Well, he's no Maria Navratilova, so I'm sure Howard won't be interested.
     
  7. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    If Tebow was gay, Howchie would be all over it.....or him.
     
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    boff let me shout over the intercom what is happening in my monkey head
     
  9. Roberticus

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    "And did you hear, Tim Tebow--"
    "Howard?"
    "--has been--"
    "Howard?"
    "--traded--"
    "Howard?"
    "--to the Jets?"
    "Howard?"
    "Yes, Gary?"
     
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    Or Jewish.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard won't know anything about Tebow until he does "Dancing with the Stars".
     
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    ummm can we just post more pictures of that broads amazing tits and fuck the talking about howard?

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  14. Robert Higgins

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    Uhhhhhhhhhh

     
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    he's a virgin?
     
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    Fine by me that Tebow is a virgin. Hey, he's walking the walk and it's not like he couldn't get laid anytime he wanted. Fine by me he's Christian (I am, too).

    But can he fucking just STOP with the religious talk all the fucking time? Again, I'm a Christian, too, but with his constant shoving it down the throats of people with his "evangelizing" every damn time he's interviewed is a bit much for me. It's embarrassing. Where a cross or something. Talk about it in church. Talk about it with people who want to hear it.

    But when you're in a secular forum, like a football stadium, interviewed by a secular network, like Fox or CBS, the first words out of your mouth don't need to be about thanking God and invoking the name of Christ. To me, bringing that stuff to a silly football game diminishes something that is much greater than football or Tebow or anything else.
     
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    he has never laid w a woman but has had many many beer can thick cocks in him :jj: Thats why the JETS traded for him
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    If I were a heisman trophy winning 1st round draft pick NFL QB I'd be banging every Playboy centerfold and B-list actress in Hollywood.
     
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    Tim has unbelievable willpower. The more he holds out, the more women want him.
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...sweet jesus. shes really beautiful.