Will Howard die before his parents?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pickle Jar, May 30, 2014.

  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    That would be funny.
     
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    No, he takes way to good care of himself. He has the money for the best health care on the planet.
     
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    Hopefully it will be from the Herpes virus he contracted from sleeping with Beff.
     
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    AIDS from Ralph
     
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    I'll go with that! :)
     
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    Throat cancer from Ralph's HPV semen
     
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    Although if he has to do the show through a cancer kazoo it might be worth listening again.
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    no he doesn't take good care of himself. he overly obsesses about himself like the hypochondriac he is. he's a very ill man/woman.
     
  10. Rob0729

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    Does he? He went from eating fast food to eating nothing at all. Just because he only eats fish and vegatables doesn't mean he is eating healthy. He looks as if he gets about 70% of the calories he needs for a healthy diet.
     
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    So what? He has the money for a good hairpiece too.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    You are right Anf...He is way over the top OCD and hypochondriac.
     
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    I was actually thinking that he's only got maybe two or three years left, tops. He walks like a cripple and can barely make it up the stairs when he goes on stage at AGT. They have to cut away from it. Being to tall puts a huge strain on the organs and bones. How long would you expect an anorexic Great Dane to live?
     
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    8-10 years my friend. Stern is living on the clock.
     
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