Will Howard ever have the balls to kill himself?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Robin Williams recently said that he had to go back to working on TV because he was broke..
    So one would guess that shitty finances that come from having to pay for 2 ex wives had something to do with him ending his life today..

    The good news is that Howard is only one ex-wife away from meeting that goal.
    WHEN his marriage to Beth ends and he can't keep up with the payments on Beth, 2 mansions a huge NY apartment
    and the last penny has been spent on trying to fix his face

    Will Howard have the decency of taking his own life?

    I am pretty sure that if he loses it all, Howard's lifeless body will be found with the largest dildos in his collection one in his ass and one in his mouth blocking his airway...
    his body half eaten by the props.. err cats that Beth left behind...and it will take the funeral director hours just to take the smile off his face

    just saying
     
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    They say it's the coward's way out but I think Howard is too much of coward to take the coward's way out.
     
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    one can only hope
     
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    Howard wants to be buried in a mausoleum like he's King Tut. 4x per week shrink visits notwithstanding, he loves himself waaaaaay too much to ever commit suicide.
     
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    One can only....:pray:
     
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    Interesting question. Howard IS the biggest pussy to ever walk the earth, but...the two things he places value on in this world is his marble collection and his trophy wife. Were he to lose both I'm honestly not sure what he'd do.

    For him to be poor = utter failure. Without $$$$ he couldn't even score a Maryann From Brooklyn (not that he into pussy anyway). It is conceivable that he'd consider offing himself, but I still don't think he'd have the balls to do it.
     
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    No. 'No balls' stern could not do it.
    He'll cling to every last miserable millisecond of his sad existence.
     
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    Not a chance. Wigdick would need to stick around for all of the tributes, his celebrity "friends" licking his decaying taint.
     
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    Hey if gets killed for bouncing a check to one of the black guys he pays to fuck beth would count as suicide
     
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    Seriously, isn't against Judaism to kill yourself?
     
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    In Love
     
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    He has tattoos and is married to a catholic who is a whore
     
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    Good topic X-Man. Wigward's waaaay too narcissistic/megalomaniacal to kill himself, and has never faced any REAL tragedy in his charmed life to trigger anything truly deep. A wise man (or broad) once said "Usually only smart & deep people suffer from depression & suicide." and Wigward fits neither qualification.

    PLUS all that sheltered germphobe pussy shit and manorexic diet is the OPPOSITE of one who contemplates ending it all. His buddy Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" couldn't be further applicable to the wig.

    The only thing(s) that anorexic aardvark is willing to kill is his radio show, humor, honesty, testosterone, fan-base, and legacy.
     
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    god no
     
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    True....:suicide:
     
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    He's trying to fix that with his hyper pro Israel rants. As a side effect, he'll also finally make his daddy proud.
     
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    @ARM you slay me, killer!
     
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    Are they?...really?

    Is she?....really?




    .... :bigthink
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think Wiggy has the kind of scratch that's hard to get rid of. That said, Beef seems to be making a nice dent in his fortune. Would he have ever purchased a FIFTY TWO MILLION DOLLAR mansion if it weren't for Beef? Doubtful. He'd be holed up in his Manhattan place afraid to go outdoors.
     
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