?: Will Howard "gift" each loyal employee $100,000 when he retires?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He could easily do it since he's filthy rich.

    Or is he such a cheap jew, he will just say fuck em' all and leave out the side door,
    never to be heard or seen from again?
     
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  2. Wigward Hairhat

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    Definitely the 'or' option I reckon.

    I think he might give JD a small bag of marbles, but that's only because JD serves as a constant reminder to Stern as to how his own life might have turned out had he not been such a ruthless prick.
     
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  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Bwaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaah...


    ... Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah...


    ... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
     
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  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Only if it is a deductible tax write off. If not, fuck no!
     
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  5. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he will give them a voucher to get their old stilettos refurbished......of course the vouchers will be paid by SXM
     
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  6. Evil Clown

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    "It's not in the budget."
     
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  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Howard destroyed his career for money. He's not giving anyone but Fred, robin and Gary anything.
     
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  8. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    If that happens I'll ride the sybian with Lexington Steele.
     
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    shabadoo25 Well-Known Member VIP

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    They will all get a previous year NSAL unsold calendar signed by Beth.
     
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    Ralph is the only person I've heard him say he would take care of for the rest of their life.

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE faig
     
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  11. BethSucks

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    GaryPuppet will have Kate Upton in one room, Brooklyn Decker in another and Selena Gomez in the third before Howard gives anyone $100,000
     
    Sep 28, 2013 #11
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Doubtful, Howard believes all their paychecks over the years should rightfully belong to him.
     
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  13. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :pray:
     
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    Only to make sure they keep their mouths shut.
     
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  15. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    It will be whatever he is getting for free at the time.
    Right now they would all receive diapers and panty shields.
    ....thanks to Tony Soahgoosy.....or whatever his name is, Robin
     
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    JD could buy every spoon every produced if this happened!
     
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  17. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    That or a whole bunch of skype time with various cam whores.
     
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  18. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    C'mon guys Howard gives to charity! When pressed which ones he says LEAVE me alone!
     
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    [video=youtube;rm81LSKJC2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k[/video]
     
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  20. Wigward Hairhat

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    Is that now Beth's official status? I thought it was raw mineral prospector?
     
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