?: Will Howard "gift" each loyal employee $100,000 when he retires?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 28, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He could easily do it since he's filthy rich.

    Or is he such a cheap jew, he will just say fuck em' all and leave out the side door,
    never to be heard or seen from again?
     
  2. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Definitely the 'or' option I reckon.

    I think he might give JD a small bag of marbles, but that's only because JD serves as a constant reminder to Stern as to how his own life might have turned out had he not been such a ruthless prick.
     
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  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bwaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaah...


    ... Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah...


    ... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Only if it is a deductible tax write off. If not, fuck no!
     
  5. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he will give them a voucher to get their old stilettos refurbished......of course the vouchers will be paid by SXM
     
  6. Evil Clown

    Evil Clown 34 VIP

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    "It's not in the budget."
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard destroyed his career for money. He's not giving anyone but Fred, robin and Gary anything.
     
  8. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    If that happens I'll ride the sybian with Lexington Steele.
     
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    shabadoo25 Well-Known Member VIP

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    They will all get a previous year NSAL unsold calendar signed by Beth.
     
  10. Icculus

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    Ralph is the only person I've heard him say he would take care of for the rest of their life.

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE faig
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    GaryPuppet will have Kate Upton in one room, Brooklyn Decker in another and Selena Gomez in the third before Howard gives anyone $100,000
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Doubtful, Howard believes all their paychecks over the years should rightfully belong to him.
     
  13. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :pray:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Only to make sure they keep their mouths shut.
     
  15. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    It will be whatever he is getting for free at the time.
    Right now they would all receive diapers and panty shields.
    ....thanks to Tony Soahgoosy.....or whatever his name is, Robin
     
  16. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    JD could buy every spoon every produced if this happened!
     
  17. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    That or a whole bunch of skype time with various cam whores.
     
  18. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    C'mon guys Howard gives to charity! When pressed which ones he says LEAVE me alone!
     
  19. SleepingWarrior

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    [video=youtube;rm81LSKJC2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k[/video]
     
  20. Wigward Hairhat

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    Is that now Beth's official status? I thought it was raw mineral prospector?