will howard hide easter eggs for beth?

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...will beth make easter bunny angels in the sand? will howard hide the eggs under rainbow bridge? will beth make a bed out of the straw in her easter basket and then lay down on it? i betcha beth loves BUNNIES!

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  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...mwahahahaha
     
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    That's what you do with kids on Easter.
     
  5. BethSucks

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    They will have "friends" hide eggs for the cats in their garden, each containing a single portion of cat treat and then watch with delite as Consuela and the staff "help" the cats find the eggs. The cats expressions will have a look of pure annoyance that reminds Howard of the look on Beth's face when she speaks of "their love".
     
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    Poor Bianca is gone so Beth can't use her as a prop for the usual Easter photo. I'm sure that childish attention-whore will stick rabbit ears on the cats or do something equally retarded.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and late in the day howard will walk down the beach and in a moment of solice and reflection he'll thank the easter bunny.
     
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    Beth's eggs are dead...like her soul.
     
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    That poor dog always had a "just shoot me now" look on its face as the Jewish praying mantis and the polack horse kept it alive way past its lifespan with drugs.
     
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    He'll probably put the egg in his pants so Beth never finds it.
     
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    Yes in his cunt.
     
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    Beth hid her eggs in the freezer in the hope of fertilizing one with his cum filled tissue. She goes on an Easter Egg hunt everyday when she's home. For his leftover cum rags that is . . .

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    P.S. That's her golden ticket to true "Fuck You Money". And screwing over his Faggot Daughters when the time comes to contest Howard's Will that is . . .
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Slip them into her work shoes and in the drawer where the cleaning supplies are kept.
     
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    I thought she would have tweeted the photos by now - she's probably having trouble keeping the bunny ears on the cats' heads.
     
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