Will Howard Stern divorce Beth?

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  1. Not Sure

    Not Sure Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Beth will be 44 next year. Alison was 45 when Howard seperated from Alison in 1999.
    That experation date is coming up really soon.
    I'm thinking that Howard will be shopping for a new younger wife very soon if he isn't already.;)
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    She will dump him way before he starts looking around.
     
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    I don't get why he married her in the first place!
    500 mill for a horse faced tranny retard?

    Give me a Monica Bellucci in her prime.
    Hell, I'd even settle for a young Kari Wuhrer.

    Howard fucked up!
     
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    that old fart doesn't want anyone who would really want him. he is in it for how the fake and younger wife can benefit him. he needs a divorce like he needs a hole in his head right now with all this bad publicity.
     
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    Divorce Beth = lose marbles = answer is NO.
     
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    usedtampon Well-Known Member

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    You make it sound like Howard dumped Alison, when it was probably the other way around. When you get the house, the kids, and tens of millions, who needs Howard?
     
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    They prob have an arrangement like Carson had with his last wife--here's a blank chequebook, leave me alone. And Johnny died alone in the hospital.
     
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    If she had any respect for herself she would leave him.

    He said sometimes he feels like quitting...doing nothing...raise kittens with his wife.

    His idea of doing nothing is what she calls her purpose.



    She just has to outlive him...and with the way the kids are talking she might be getting a bigger piece of the will than originally thought.
     
  9. Not Sure

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    Well in a way he did when he started banging bitches in his trailer when he was making "Private Parts". Allegedly
     
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    At first I thought this said Karl Weathers.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No.
     
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    Nah these nitwits will stay together out of spite. See I told u our love was eternal :jj:
     
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    you make the assumption that they are actually married

    that name change process must really be difficult. :whistle:
     
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    Both of Howard's parent are still alive. Ms Beth will have to wait a long time waiting for Howard to kick the bucket. She's going to have to make a decision soon.
     
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    I might pick Beefus over Action Jackson. :D
     
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    To me it doesn't seem like they live together or sleep together or really even like each other, so probably, but who cares.
     
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    A man with that much Money, Could have A different girl every night. Getting married was a real bone head move
     
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    Why marry?

    I would be banging like crazy gimme random girls and pornstars
     
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    Of course.

    Berf is a dumpster trophy and no help in his grand quest for mainstream acceptance.

    I'm sure the pre-nup tightly stipulates the 2 cents s/he will get.

    (And if they aren't legally married, so much the easier to dump It.)
     
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    Charlie Sheen tried that and got AIDS. Its never an easy choice.