Will Howie Use The Sambo Voice On AGT?

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  1. Yellowfever

    Yellowfever New Member Banned User

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    If a black contestant bombs on AGT, will Howchie use his Sambo voice to critique him?
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    The impression is Kingfish from the Amos and Andy show, Sambo is a derogatory term for a black person.

     
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    will they use fuck loads of compression on AGT or will he sound like the dweeb he is aka calls to the WUS from the limo
     
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    Yellowfever New Member Banned User

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    Yeah, I didn't think Sambo was the right name, but it's all I could come up with.
     
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    fuck loads is probably a bit of an exaggeration, ass loads definitely.. the real question is will they pump in tracks of Robin cackling into little orphan annie's ear piece after everything he says to make him feel at home?
     
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    will pedo bear Hein crowbar his way into the studio everyday to give his amazing rating update? and when things inevitably start going downhill I cannot wait for the excuses
     
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    If Howard breaks out Kingfish on AGT, I'll start watching AGT.
     
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    what's the o/u on number of shows before they cut to a shot of Ono sitting in the first row holding a cute puppy as a prop?
     
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    I like how his only black impersonations still are only the Kingfish and that 60's Super Fly skinny jive cat.
     
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    Will Howard use his fire-hose or his schvoogie button...or both... on the trouble makers?
     
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    That would be great.
     
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    I can't watch this .gif and not feel pity for that poor young girl, and the dog, and the guy that has to change Beth's horseshoes.
     
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    :p He won't have to, he am bringin' out the hose!


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    Is that a "special needs" girl, or has she just been brow-beaten to death by Queen Beffie?

    B.O.S.> "Eyes down, eyes down! Don't make me tell you again. Bow your head. Look respectful. You're on television for Christ's sake. It's all about me!"

    Girl > "Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. It won't happen again, ma'am."
     
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    God I hope so! He'd be off that show so fast it would make his head spin. I'm hoping the media will pick up on the firehose being racially insensitive and look into some of the other things he's said and done over the years.
     
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    That couldn't have been a real firehose right? Those things are somewhat weighty? Dude looks like he's holding his man purse. CGI hose?
     
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    Good question. Having held a real fire hose many a time in the US Navy (lame joke intended), I can say that not only are fire hoses heavy (two man team, minimum -- three people, preferred), but the reaction force is considerable.

    (Reaction force: for every action, there's an equal, but opposite, reaction. The force of the water leaving the nozzle produces a reaction force, which would push the nozzle, the hose, and the person holding it in the opposite direction.)

    So, when the water hits the singer, and forces him across the stage -- an equivalent force is "felt" by the person holding the nozzle. This is why a fire hose team consists of 2 to 3 people -- gotta hold the hose and keep it from going backwards!

    Just like Howchie's dick, the hose he was holding was shooting blanks. Hell, the "hose" was probably only a couple of feet long, and there was someone, just behind the curtain, holding the other end of it (which explains why Howchie was standing just in front of a curtain, in the first place). Howard was holding a dry, empty hose, and probably had to slap on the Purel[SUP]TM [/SUP]afterwards, to clean his hands, since other people had been handling the hose, before him.

    Whether the water was CGI, or simply super-imposed over the end of the hose, it's hard to tell. The cheap way to do it is they film the real guy in a blue (or green) suit, against a blue (or green) screen, holding a real hose, spraying real water, and then just chroma key in Howchie holding the fake hose, so that's probably what they did.

    Fake ad, for a fake show, with fake judges, ruling on fake talent, with a fake audience. At least NBC is consistent.
     
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    HE SHOULD COME IN DRESSED AS CLARENCE THOMAS LIKE THE GOOD OLE DAYS

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    I'm sure his minstrel act will be an integral part
    of his AGT persona .....as black ppl enter he'll say
    yeah yeah yeah or yo yo yo my brother ..salam malakim
    i grew up in a black hood and always respected the black
    affect and culture / you're a proud black man ....:afro: