Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bodhi, Oct 10, 2012.

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Will a jeep help me get girls?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Tough to say

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    I want to get a Jeep what has manual transmission. Right now I have a Ford Ranger, and it is very cool, but it is only automatic, so a loss of man points. I don't even know how to drive manual (don't tell anyone). Is it hard to learn? I think I will look very cool driving my jeep around with the top down. And also I will paint it to look like the jeeps in Jurassic Park.


    good idea?


    yes/no/maybe
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who the fuck are you
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Get rid of the cat box first. That is a deal breaker for most women.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Gary mult! Kill it!! :pissed:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I like the Jurassic Park idea
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    His name is Bodhi. It's right above the picture of Jesus and all his neg reps. :hat:
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    Sally B!!! :bigcry:
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I like Jeeps, but I don't think they pull chicks. :bigthink
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    sure as long is there is enough room for you to fuck dogs and eat pizza in it.
     
  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're going to make your girlfriend jealous.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Word. My wife gets pissed when I fuck my car, and it's not even a Jeep.
     
  12. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    Do you really think so? We wouldn't like kiss or anything; I want to remain pure of course. This would just be like for hugging and what not
     
  13. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    SallyPage2
     
  14. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I you can't drive a stick, you are not a man.
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    lol @ Ford Ranger
     
  16. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    You spend more time in your car than in your wife? :(

    Don't spend more money on the jeep than you do your "girlfriend", maybe she'll be ok with it.
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Well that muffler is always tight and never gets pregnant.
     
  18. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    But seriously who is sally

    people keep bringing her up like every other post
     
  19. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    get one of these for teh poon. I had one and well fuck me

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  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you should get some skrateboards and jet packs.