Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    I want to get a Jeep what has manual transmission. Right now I have a Ford Ranger, and it is very cool, but it is only automatic, so a loss of man points. I don't even know how to drive manual (don't tell anyone). Is it hard to learn? I think I will look very cool driving my jeep around with the top down. And also I will paint it to look like the jeeps in Jurassic Park.

    good idea?

    yes/no/maybe
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    How many times are you going to start this fucking gay thread
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    How many mults now sally?
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    Asshole
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I would ban this guy
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

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    I only fuck jeep owners. When they do that finger wave to one another, my panties get moist.
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    They do that?

    I wouldn't understand, it's a Jeep thing.
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

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    yep. I drove a Jeep for 10 years. I was a non-fingerer :hhh:
     
  9. RenchFries

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    Driving a stick shift is easy, you'll get the hang of it in a week.
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I doubt that i would enjoy a jeep with a stick.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I have an 04 Wrangler Unlimited, but it's an automatic. Will that still dampen your knickers?
     
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    Drip. Drip. Drip.
     
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    I rented a brand new Jeep Liberty for a couple of weeks. Does that work for you?
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's a girl Jeep. It doesn't count.
     
  15. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    you'll impress more girls if you stop blowing guys behind truck stop dumpsters....
     
  16. HelloYooHoo

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    Jeep!
     
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    :(
     
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    Probably because you shit yourself, you vile pig.
     
  20. HelloYooHoo

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    Nice!