Will it make Howard sad tomorrow when the Dr doesn't tongue his asshole?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Lets face it.... Howard is use to getting his asshole tongued before the pee goes in Mr PooPoo

    So tomorrows colonoscopy might be a tad confusing to him...


    Quick visual.. a 6'5" praying mantis with fake spray on tan, bending over with saggy balls, micro cock,
    ass cheeks spread, exposing an overly bleached anus with a blown seal that leaks with the slightest
    cough...
     
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    Weed Well-Known Member

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    Will he be required to have his whole asshole hanging out during the procedure?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yes... [​IMG]
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I think this is the same Dr that was on AGT two seasons ago. The doc auditioned.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Howard: Hey Doc. You know my show right?

    Doctor: Yeah I've listened a few times...

    Howard: Hmm....Well you know that Mike Walker Reach Around song?

    Doctor: Howard I told you if you make this uncomfortable for us I'll end this procedure...

    Howard: Huh...Well I just was-

    Doctor: Howard.

    Howard: Yeah....yeah.

    .....soo....Can you at least call me dirty names?
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I don't listen, he's getting a colonoscopy?....Does that mean he's taking the day off?
     
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    This isn't mine but it will be FAR funnier than Wiggy