will lyndsay make it to court on time?.. this is quite the tenses

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  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    the fact that that twat gets one second of attention is insane
     
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    Maybe she'll flash her chewed bubble gum looking va-gi-ner to the press when she arrives?
     
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    She spends more time in court than her lawyer does. WTF. Lock her up already.
     
  5. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    13 minutes and counting...private jet hasn't landed yet
     
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    Send her fuckin ass to the pokey. It worked for Paris Hilton.

    Now shes disappeared off the face of the earth.

    Please do the same for Lindsay.
     
  7. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    officially LATE...will she be arrested? I would think so.
     
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    Arrested? Fuck that. I say give her the needle! She will just think it is heroin.
     
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    She missed her flight last night, so she borrowed a private jet at the last minute. It just landed, and she is in a car on her way to the courthouse.

    I just saw it on HLN. :umunch:

    :D
     
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    30 minutes late.

    You or me would be sent to jail.

    But Lindsay is a "celebrity" so nothing will happen to her. Bullshit :shit:
     
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    Gonna helicopter her in.
     
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    I banged her. She was tight.
     
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    Court date set so far in advance and she still misses it.

    What a fucking loser.
     
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    Reminds me of Howard's grand entrance for AGT, just more bearable:hhh:
     
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    50 min late is reason enough to give her at least life w/o parole!
     
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    why is she such a huge celebrity?
    she doesnt seem overly talented, she doesnt seem overly pretty
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...supposedly the court is doing another case right now so the camera is showing the seal. all thats going to happen if she waives her right or has a competant lawyer is the judge will assign the case to a trial judge. they could start right away but its taking forever for this hearing to start.
     
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    Execute her.
     
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    ...tmz reporting shes taking a plea deal. hellers assistant was seen taking a plea form into the judges chambers. guess she'll end up dying in a nyc club.
     
  20. Time Bandit

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    Lyndsay wins again.. slap on the wrist and walks away plus cases will be expunged from her record when she finishes her sentence..5 days custody, which means hours in LA, 60 day drug program..and community service..
    she's WINNING like CHARLIE SHEEN :)