Will murderer Bill DeBlasio kill again this Groundhog's day?

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  1. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    Well guys, it is getting close to the fateful event that occured right here in New York last Feb 2. Will this murderous giant repeat the horrific act that ended the life of an adorably cute and cuddly, and very much loved, symbol of springtime?


    Zoo Covers Up Bill de Blasio's Groundhog Murder





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    Like a giant trying to hold a human baby, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and his big, dumb hands dropped a helpless groundhog on February 2 (Groundhog's day). The poor hog died of internal injuries, and "then the coverup began," according to this New York Post exclusive.

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    Zoo in coverup after groundhog dropped by de Blasio dies
    Mayor Bill de Blasio has groundhog blood on his hands! A week after Hizzoner dropped Staten Island… Read more nypost.com

    It turns out that the groundhog, "Staten Island Chuck," was actually a "female impostor" named Charlotte. Charlotte died February 9 of "acute internal injuries," may she rest in peace. Here's the fall that killed her:

    Why are we just hearing about this now? The Post reports:

    Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public ... Instead of revealing the sad loss, the zoo—which gets nearly half of its $3.5 million in annual funding from the city—told the staff to keep the mayor's office in the dark about the animal's fate.

    They told only a few zoo supporters — but claimed that the groundhog had died of natural causes.

    How far does this thing go, huh? Assemblyman Matthew Titone (D-SI) seems to be in on it. "I was told he died of old age, that he went to that big farm in the sky," he said.

    Sadly, if de Blasio remains in power, more groundhogs will likely die. "Zoo sources" told The Post, "The zoo plans to pull the same groundhog switcheroo next year by using the groundhog couple's young daughter—also named Charlotte—in the role of Chuck."
     
  2. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Wow.. I did not know that. Chuck could have been Obama's groundhog :(

    Blood for blood.. Dante must pay for Chuck
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    what do you want? dead groundhogs! when do you want it? feb 2nd!
     
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    They're going to deflated the groundhog this year for better handling.

    :jj:
     
  5. Lola

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    I was appalled by this miscarriage of justice - the bumbling fool!
     
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    :cwl:

    Gobbler's Knob! :backlol:

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    #groundhoglifematters
     
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  8. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Poor widdle gwoundhog...

    DeBlasio should have just straight up shot the fuck out of that over sized rat.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Dante could be my son...........oh wait I'm whiter than the Hamptons on the help's day off and he looks like Jermaine Jackson in a 70's time warp"

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    And the lying cunt still hasn't done a thing about the carriage horses.
     
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  11. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    They are busy redecorating Gracie Manor. :cheer:
     
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    here in AZ they don't even know what Groundhogs Day is.
     
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    Yeah. I wish he'd get fired somehow.
     
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  14. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    I don't think that will happen but possibly the NY police benevolent association will arrange for the next groundhog that this killer picks up to have rabies.
     
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    give him a stuffed (toy) Groundhog next time to hold.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Al, do you know how to get groundhog blood out of a dark suit and thanks for the tax advice, fuck whitey"

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    #shadowupdontdrop
     
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    Lola little-known member

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    Interesting idea except for the part about the groundhog looking for his shadow :dontknow:
     
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    Al looks like a little black puppet sitting next to him.
     
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    How the fuck did this asshole get elected? Does his election more or less confirm the egress of what's left of the middle class from the 5 boroughs? Or was his opponent even worse news?
     
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