Will Ralph give a dying Sam Simon a blowjob next week while in L.A. ?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Ralph has to earn his way into Sam's will somehow to collect some cash.
     
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    yes
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    It's only right.
     
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    sam's dog is awesome
     
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    Sam is going to be dead. What celebrities would he be able to hook Howard up with from beyond the grave? Sam has already committed to donating to Bianca's Furry Friends. So Sam is already dead to Howard. He won't even go to the funeral unless he sees some big names on the guest list. And if Jennifer Tilly and the voice of Bart Simpson are the biggest names on the guest list, I suspect that Beth will have a sprained ankle and she and Howard will be unable to attend.
     
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    If he wants a piece of that will, he better!

    That's Ralph's real job: sucking cock for wealthy closeted queens. If you think Stern pays him for wardrobe consultation, you're delusional. No one would pay $100k/year to someone just to tell them what to wear.
     
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    especially someone who picks out those gay "outfits" Howard wears. Ralph has the worst style of any man ever.
     
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    Weather hottie Jackie Johnson says it will be 84° in L.A. next Monday which means
    there is 100% chance that Ralph will be in Malibu with Sam.
     
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    That chick is hot. Not sure if she's had surgeries on her face or just a lot of makeup.


    Was Sam Simon ever seen with a woman in public lately?
     
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    Only 84? Howard better take note and pack some extra scarves for the trip.
     
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    How is Sam Simon doing? Any updates?
    A few months ago, there was a picture of him on twitter, where he actually looked like he was hanging in there.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    [video=youtube;3T0zNWwgNUw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0zNWwgNUw[/video]
     
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    howard and sam are very rich....I think they could do much better than hideous Ralph if they needed some man sex. so i'm trying to figure out why they really put up with him. :dontknow:
     
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    R both of them Queens. If Ralph was smart he would marry sam b 4 he kicks the bucket. He would get the mother load.
     
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    he may have to settle for just his load