Will Schmoopy ever get married?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Or will he remain a swinging dick bachelor for life?
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    No...he is too busy looking for a picture of a dudes 13.5 inch cock
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Will Jonah Falcon ever address this?
     
  4. Shine

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    That is like searching for the holy grail for him
     
  5. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    this says no
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Probably not but I'll never say never. :ucoffee:
     
  7. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I bet he marries a girl that sells mops
     
  8. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    he's way too naturally smart to ever get married.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    He just came out of the closet in the Big Penis thread.

    He is going bonkers in there. Wow.
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    FUCK a buncha being single.

    Not for me, brah.
     
  11. Mack

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    He really does like big schlongs. :facepalm:
     
  12. Shine

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    If he gets married, I will give him a dyson as a wedding gift
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That really sucked, William. :jj:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Another vacuum joke. :facepalm:
     
  15. Shine

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    :dontknow: Gay marriage is legal in some states, if that is what he wants
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    He will never get married. NEVER
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    His mother and some other yentas will get a matchmaker and arrange a marriage for him.
     
  19. Shine

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    What about when he inherits the oreck empire?
     
  20. Shine

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    There is also mail order brides