Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Jul 17, 2012.
Or will he remain a swinging dick bachelor for life?
No...he is too busy looking for a picture of a dudes 13.5 inch cock
Will Jonah Falcon ever address this?
That is like searching for the holy grail for him
this says no
Probably not but I'll never say never.
I bet he marries a girl that sells mops
he's way too naturally smart to ever get married.
He just came out of the closet in the Big Penis thread.
He is going bonkers in there. Wow.
FUCK a buncha being single.
Not for me, brah.
He really does like big schlongs.
If he gets married, I will give him a dyson as a wedding gift
That really sucked, William.
Another vacuum joke.
Gay marriage is legal in some states, if that is what he wants
I'll be registering here if I do.
He will never get married. NEVER
His mother and some other yentas will get a matchmaker and arrange a marriage for him.
What about when he inherits the oreck empire?
There is also mail order brides