Will Schmoopy go longer without sex than Tim Gunn?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/project-runways-tim-gunn-i-havent-had-sex-in-29-years-1663370.story


    or nearly three decades, Tim Gunn has been celibate.

    During an appearance on ABC's "The Revolution" on Tuesday, the 58-year-old "Project Runway" mentor revealed that he hasn't had sex in 29 years.

    PHOTOS: When stars lost their virginity

    Gunn, an openly gay man, said he doesn't feel like less of a person because of his nonexistent sex life. "I'm a perfectly fulfilled person," Gunn explained. "But it's very physiological."


    The Lifetime star, who is also an expert on "The Revolution," fought back tears as he explained that his former partner of six years "was impatient with my sexual performance," prompting him to become abstinent.


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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    i will bet that evel knievel couldn't jump the amount of cocks he's sucked in the last 29 years.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm not even close to half a decade yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    7/10 on the funny scale.
     
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    im rooting for you, bro!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I hope Longhorn comes in here and pwns you again. :pray:
     
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    yet i was serious.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    has longhorn ever "pwned" anyone?
     
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    Well yeah. The guy's fucking dead!
     
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    Maybe he should try pussy instead of cock.


    That Tim Gunn guy should, too.
     
  13. FtM

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    :spit: :lol: :lol:


    Dick River Canyon


    ...I wish I could rep you.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i was thinking more along the lines of snake river. somewhat fitting.
     
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    Well Evel's most famous jump was Snake River Canyon.

    Maybe Trouser Snake River Canyon?