Will Shuli eventually kill himself?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Obviously his comedy "career" will never go anywhere. When he is 50 and is still a failure, will he kill himself like Richard Jeni? Basically, I don't see how he gets from his current age (40s?) to retirement alive. You can't do Ronnie Mund block parties for another 20 years. What the hell do you do if you're him?
     
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    Be an assistant to Paul Reiser? :dontknow:
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    He can be a parasite to his ballsack, he seems to have a taste for unfunny irrelevant jew scrotum skin
     
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    Please, suicide is not something to joke about. That being said, I hope he contracts a vicious incurable illness and dies a slow painful death.. or gets hit by a train.
     
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    His shows out here are both sold out. It can go a few years
     
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    I'm not joking at all. I really think he will.
     
  7. chuk

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    Right, but that isn't my question. My question is 10-20 years down the road. Will Shuli still be a "comedian" in 10 years? I think that's what happened to Jeni. He had some level of success, but then he realized he would never be anything.
     
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    He can move back to Israel and be a rocket-catcher. They make a lot of sheckles over there.
     
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    Forget "eventually", I'm hoping he does it over the weekend so he can't ruin the Jay Thomas show next week.
     
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    Shuli should be assigned to guard a US embassy in the MidEast.

    Who else has more experience with a disappointed crowd?
     
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    Cristina Palumbo from the Jay Thomas show posted a FB video of him and his mother on stage recently. I never wanted to punch an old lady in the face before, but I do now.

    I have no doubt that Howard will retire from radio when his contract ends. He's proving that he's no longer relevant on TV either. So when Howard hangs it up, Shuli will be screwed more than anybody. Lets see him trying to eke out a living when he's opening up for nobodies in Poughkeepsie.
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    Come on, guys - Shuli is the Headliner!
     
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    ...is filling up a pub in san diego a sign of success tho really? if you cant fill up a room in sandy eggo thats the time do acknowledge its the end.
     
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    In ten years, Shuli will be selling used cars.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Fixed again.
     
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    No he would just become a settler and take over some Palestinians house/land and then call them terrorists
     
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    Exactly. Isreali not funny.
     
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    i see what you did there. he really isn't. i'd rather sit through a bar mitzvah.