Will Stern and Beff ever divorce?

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    or did she sign her life over to him
    how do you feel about that
     
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    No, they will evolve.
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    No, they enable each others' mental delusions. They are both blind narcissists. Beth has serious "daddy" issues and Howard satisfies that. Beth, in his mind, is the Playboy Playmate he could never get.
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Succinct and accurate.

    Folie a Deux.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Maybe after Ben and Rae kick the bucket. Wiggy and Beffy go their separate ways, and Ralph moves into Beffy's room.
     
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    Consciously uncouple.
     
  8. Halloween

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    "Our marriage? Oh, it's around."
     
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    whatever the fuck that tard said about a conscious uncoupling that sounds about the douchiest way Wiggy and moose would put it :lmao:
     
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    The day the music dies is the day she packs her kittens and goes for a younger, richer, moronic asshole who can get her the red carpet attention she cums for.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He's not into girls anymore, she's probably never cared that much about sex with men. They each have a spouse who doesn't mind the other doing their own thing. She gets what she wants financially, I don't see much reason for a divorce.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    No way the cats would allow it.:duhme:
     
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    No divorce but she will end up getting most of wiggys wealth.
     
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    When the pre-nup clause hits the next tier.
     
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    The Cunt has to be throbbing for real sex with a younger fit dude, the Wig says his dick is like taffy these days, he couldn't see the fight on Sat cause he was dead tired by 9:30pm, my father who's 81 saw the fight...
     
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    Never put much thought in it.
     
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    Yes, when they've had enough of each other, to the point that even though each will loose $, neither will care - they will just want to be done with each other. It will be ugly - 2 to 3 years from now...
     
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    When Beth hits the wall, Howard will review his options.
     
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    I can see Berf going the way of those creature "Housewives" on those stupid shows. She will not age well. Her bone structure is too fine and she looks to have thin-ish skin. Can't wait! Should be funny. Hopefully she and Wiggy will sign up when he retires. He should have made his testosterone-less transition by then and he'll be full-on flamboyant. His parents will probably be either dead or senile by then so he won't feel encumbered by their judgement.
     
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    When parents drop dead and he no longer is on the air he will no longer need a beard.
     
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