Will that big pussy Howard go to joan funeral?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    Or will he be afraid to catch a cold?
     
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    As long as he gets a good seat, starfucker will be there....
     
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    If there are a lot of famous people at the funeral, yes. If it can be used as an excuse to leave work early, of course.
     
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    if he doesn't get front row seats so he can be the widdow, beth with mysteriously crack a hoof
     
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    Joan will draw some A List celebrities. No sprained ankle for Beth this time around. Howard will be there and demanding a prime seat.
     
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    Beef's IMDB isn't going to update itself, duh!
     
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    i may actually listen to the HSS on monday. i'm very curious to hear what he has to say about joan....i have a feeling we'll be very touched, i think he really loved and respected her.
     
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    When does wiggy come back to work?
     
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    isabella, no one knew who joan was until she started doing my show. she owes her career to me. Melissa should call in and thank me this week.
     
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    Robin, I was just about to visit Joan when she passed, I had my Varvatos outfit all ready...Robin?
     
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    He won't miss it. When he was persona-non grata in Hollywood, Joan and letterman were the only two celebrities that gave him the time of day.
     
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    "The funeral went very late into Sunday. Melissa asked me to be the last speaker as I was so important in her mom's career, but we left early as I had to prep for today's show so did not. Larry Miller spoke in my place. I have notebooks full of ideas. Who has a funeral so late in the day and on a Sunday?"
     
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    tough call - he must be exhausted from his vacation. He has to rest up on Sunday to go back to his 3 day work week Monday. Joan would understand that he has a show to do.
     
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    joan was 10x more hard working then howard and she was 81
     
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    If he can fit it into his busy schedule.
     
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    I wanna be touched but I'm too old fat and ugly. :(
     
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    Im very busy Robin
     
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    It should be really touching when Howard goes on about how Joan was one of the first people to recognize Howard's genius and how she would go to management and tell them that they have a superstar on their hands and she would go out of her way to be on the show because she thought Howard was a comedic genius.

    If Howard was remotely capable of not turning his eulogy about Joan to be about how great he is, I would agree it could be very touching. But I have no doubt that he will turn her eulogy to be about him.
     
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    You jackin', Mike?
     
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    The ironic thing is that Wiggy acts (and looks) like what a 81 year old Jewish woman should
     
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