Will The Cardinals in the Conclave Elect A Black Pope?

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  1. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold What? Poster Of The Year. What? Gold

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    : pope:

    There's a schwoogie President :brotha:

    I really hope not. :shvoogie:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I have no idea about this guy, but lots of Africans (and EVERY Ghanaian I've known) are uber-conservative. This could be interesting

    Meh kinda :munch:
     
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    They should vote for the easter bunny or santa clause.
     
  4. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold What? Poster Of The Year. What? Gold

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    Nooooooooo :suicide: :nooo:
     
  5. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold What? Poster Of The Year. What? Gold

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    WHITE smoke when a decision is reached. That's a good sign. :pray:
     
  6. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    I really want a black Pope. I want to see the expression on the faces of all those old conservative white Catholics when a brother walks out onto the Vatican balcony. And he has to be REALLY black. Not light like Denzel or Halle Berry but DARK like Wesley Snipes.
     
  8. Jim J Jiblets

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    Heard the news this am. I think we'll know for sure when we see a black pope smoking from a pipe and exhaling white smoke.
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Not in a million years. If the Church wants to remain relevant, it should look to Latin America for its next pope. Just my opinion, FWIW.
     
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    beetlepope
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    I don't care who those pedo's select.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    There has already been one

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    A black pope needs to make the papal uniform look more pimp like.
     
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    More pimp like than a gold hat and ruby slippers? Good luck with that!
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I said pimp, not fruity.
     
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    "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Schmoopy again."
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    We said black pope, not werewolf.

    How do you get anything done while kissing hal's ass so much?
     
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    One of the popular choices is from Honduras, strangely enough. I don't know that I just saw it on TV.

    Personally I couldn't care less about these Catholic fuckheads pretty sure Eddy's a Catholic
     
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    Bope. . .
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    the Cardinals will probably elect Larry Fitzgerald

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