Will There Be Any Surprises on 01/09/16 (Ten Year Anniversary)?

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  1. ElegantElliotRight!

    ElegantElliotRight! Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Artie comes back and becomes the special announcer, ala George Takei? Maybe Howard announces he's going back to regular radio (terrestrial radio)? Maybe he retires? Maybe Robin does the news with Elegant and Gilbert? Hmmmmm.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    0.0 chance. Howard has gone full blown PC star fucking fag.
     
  3. Beth143nacho

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    I'll be surprised if I give a fuck
     
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    Looks like that falls on a Saturday. That means Howard will be painting alone while Beth tries to get off the floor in a drunken stupor
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    No more show?
     
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    Howard will reveal that he has legally changed his name to Caitlyn Stern, and that Beth is now trans-cat.
     
  7. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    Does a sunken ship suddenly start to float?
     
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    Hear the revolution [​IMG] 1-9-06

    :wtf:
     
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    He said a surprise, not an all but foregone conclusion
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Yes, the debut of the new trademark:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Give it up. It's over. Has been for a long time.
     
  12. HypocriteHowie

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    In a stunning revelation Howard will announce he has had work done, creating the same surprise it did ten years ago.
     
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    1 st day of new contract Robin I'm tired why do I get up so early just like nothing ever happened. ( Where's he going ) at his age.
     
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    He pitches that you need to spend 3.99 a month with Whalerock to hear what is next.
     
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    Biggest Scam In HISTORY.

    Should have been... Join Imus & Celebrities 1 9 06
     
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    "I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK, ROBIN"
     
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    A decade of disappointment. :(
     
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    12-15-05 - Elliot Offen hits and kills a woman with his truck...

    12-16-05 - Howard's last day on free radio...

    1-09-06 - Howard's first day on Satellite...

    12-16-15 - Howard's last day before vacation and possible last day on radio...

    1-04-16 - Howard returns to radio in some form(if he hasn't retired)...

    The last two are guesses...
     
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    Let's just all agree that if there is a surprise scheduled for that day that Howard will hype the shit out of it for months leading up to it...

    .... It will be a complete disappointment and apparent attempt to pass some time/remain relevant without putting any effort or value into the product...

    ... And then Howard will never refer back to that failure again, hanging up or speaking over on anyone that dares ever mention it again, all while pretending to have discussed it in length and being tired of talking about it "yet again".
     
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