Will Tony Stewart be the 1st NASCAR driver to require a functioning drivers side door

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    On account of his obesity preventing him from fitting through the window opening...



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    Its a shame, too... He was such a good lookin' boy, with a handsome mustache
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    That's an athlete.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    changed that for ya....
     
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    There are cross members that go where the door would be that would prevent a door from being installed. Those door handles are just decals.
     
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    No Formula 1 shot for fatty.
     
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    He's not much of a fighter either.
    But he's still kinda cute.
     
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    And I bet his team spends hundreds of thousands of dollars a year making parts lighter. Tubby should just go ona diet and pocket the moolah.
     
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    He was the Sprint Cup champion last year. I don't think he needs your advice.
     
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    I'm gonna bump this thread in about two years when he's lost a bunch of weight and you guys are gonna be embarrassed.
     
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    A Sprint Cup championship is no protection from a heart attack.
     
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    Why would I be embarrassed? I don't want to fuck him. :toptip:
     
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    He's a dead ringer for my BFF. (SRS)
     
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    Hahaha... those Europeans wouldn't let him anywhere near their cars
     
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    18. Boon. Lol nfbuckeye. :jj:
     
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    In two years he'll be making instructional cooking videos from his filthy apartments kitchen, as his 400 pound body sweats profusely into the food ...
     
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    He clearly needs advice on how to consume less calories than he burns...