will we all get some kind of cancer?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just seems inevitable that evryone will get it in one form or another
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Your wife will get sickle cell of the twat before cancer so don't go buying any extra insurance on her fatso
     
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    You should pray that you do. You'll lose a lot of weight during chemo. :ulol:
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Where's the " cringe " emoticon ?
     
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    :spit:
     
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    He doesn't want to live too long, so that's ok.
     
  11. Lemmy

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    Gotta die of something.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    :woohoo:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I talked to my 98 yr old grandma a few weeks ago and out of the blue she said "shoot for 75, it's all downhill from there". I love that broad.
     
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    Smart woman.
     
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    hope I get penis cancer
    that way it makes it thicker & longer
     
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    I had a relative who lived to be 100. The last 20 years of his life consisted of nurses wheeling him outside for "some sun," every morning for a half hour, then putting him back in bed.

    75 seems about right
     
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    great now angry vacuum guy neg'd me
    the kike
     
  20. Shivvy

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    Nice