Will white parents ever name their kids black names

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  1. Shivvy

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    Like Malik, Kenisha, Jamal, or something like that?
     
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    Sure.
     
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    I'm not sure if Shaniqua Vander Wal works.

    But, by contrast will black folks name their kids the yuppie names white folks give out? I think Pierce Connor Brown would get his ass kicked every day in the hood.

    And there's no Brittany Leigh Gonzalez running around the barrio either.
     
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    Probably some hippie celebrity have already done it.
     
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    Liberals might - to prove how open-minded they are.

    They won't care if their kids get beaten up in school.
     
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    Jackson Dell'Abate
     
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    I know a Hispanic girl whose named Taylor. Then again her mom is white so she's half Hispanic.
     
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    I know a Hispanic Bailey and a Miley.
     
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    I know of a white guy name Jamal. I think he played football. Gotta look it up
     
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    But would any Latina is going by the double-first name, right? (Add a Mae or a Leigh as the second). I mean, that's just white trash tradition.

    Shoe on the other foot: could you see a white kid with an Indian name? Rakesh Sunjit Anderson?
     
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    Isn't "Dakota" or "Hunter" or "Reagan" kinda the same thing? Trendy yuppie cracker names..

    I know 3 different women who all had girls around the same time and named them all "Ava" - all claiming they "had the idea first!"

    I don't hear about those trendy, bullshit "back to Africa" names much anymore. I think that fad died out in the mid-Nineties.

    That being said, I'd name my son Tyrone in a heartbeat, but only if I was guaranteed he'd grow up to be a scrawny white nerd. Because that would be fucking hilarious.
     
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    Liberals would have done it at one point to seem tolerant, but now it would be "culturally appropriating" black names. They would never do it.


    thought Hunter was like a southern white name. never seen a black person named that.
     
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    I'm sure there are some doing it already, with all the white kids into hip hop these days.
     
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    How about a white kid named Guadalupe Refugio Wilson?
     
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    I went out with a lady last night, she's an elementary art school teacher. We got to talking about names.

    She said that one of her students is named "Arealady." (this is a black kid) Pronounced, "A Real Lady."

    Even WORSE, there is a student she has....the fucking kid's name is "Lazer." I shit you not. White kid. He's going to have to put that on his resume someday. *KOAB voice* can you imagine???
     
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    Lazer. With a Z.
     
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    Khalil Greene:

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    To be fair, Khalil is an Arabic name. Boy's mother could be Arabic. Levon is an Armenian name. Some famous King.
     
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    I know this white trash girl that named her daughter Beyonce.