Will Wiggy's stance on women taking hormones soften soon?

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  1. Jayla

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    Something tells me that's a BIG yes. I'm Beef's age - almost 42 and my gyno is obsessed with my hormone levels now, which I'm sure you'll all be happy to know, are FINE. :p Drs are interested in protecting your uterus, ovaries and breasts from cancer and keeping your heart healthy, not LOOKS, but hormone replacement does have the added benefit of keeping women looking young - or at least younger than they would look without them. They also HELP control middle-aged spread and weight gain. How will Wiggy reconcile his obsession with keeping Beef looking like a fetus and anorexic with his stance that all hormone replacement is bad?

    By the way, for the men, birth control pills and bio identical hormones are different things, but it's the same in the sense that you are putting hormones into your body that weren't there and altering your chemistry artificially. And according to Wiggy, that's dangerous. Beef has been fighting the testosterone war from the time he/she was a very young hermaphrodite, it's only going to get worse.

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    Beef and Wiggy 5 yrs from now if Beef doesn't get on the hormones. Except you know, Wiggy will be MUCH thinner than that.
     
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    Beef showing her belly at 45 sans hormones...
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    [​IMG]Nicole Bass 2014. She dyed her hair blonde.
     
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    Wiggy will control Beefus' middle age decline by dumping her and getting himself a new "model".
     
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    What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?












    A vitamin doesn't make noise.
     
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    Will Wiggy's stance on taking women's hormones soften soon? seems the more reasonable question.
     
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    Most of Howard's opinions have 'evolved' over the years, so it's safe to assume that he'll change his stance on this too in order to justify something the beefus will do (has already done?) to try to stop any signs of aging.

    I don't recall the details of Howard's original take on hormone replacement, but I think there are side effects that doctors/big pharma will gloss over to make it seem safer.
     
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    How do you make a hormone?....Don't pay her


    How do you make a hormone?......Kick her in the cunt
     
  9. Jayla

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    I doubt he'll get divorced. He's invested way too much in Beef and can't stand the idea of paying her a fat settlement. Ironically, he'll probably spend MORE keeping her around, but at least then, he can control things.
     
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    He's against the pill ( I am too ) but I think he's lying about the reason. I don't think he gives 2 shits about Beef's long term health. It's an excuse to use a condom. "Oh honey, I don't want you taking the pill, it's bad for you! Don't worry, I'll just wear a condom." He doesn't trust her not to have an "accident". Then again, I'm fairly certain they haven't fucked in years, so nothing to worry about anymore!
     
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    You have a point there.:p It seems like he might already be taking them.
     
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    I hope Howard starts thing hormones himself soon!

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    Beff is in her 40s..he can't leave her b/c he'll have 2 divorces under his belt. So he tries to combat his aging wife by posting photoshopped pics.
     
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    If only he could photoshop Beth in real life...

    I bet once the hot flashes and mood swings start (you men think PMS is bad--just you wait! Not really, but for some women it's that bad) Beth will be taking her Premarin and inserting her vaginal estro-ring whether he likes it or not. And what if she grows whiskers? It can happen.
     
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    ooo fah
    Well premarin is made from horse urine extract (no joke), so Beth would only have to urinate and retake.
     
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    Watching them age is going to be a hoot.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Actually, that would probably be a turn-on for Howard.
     
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    Does anyone really care about Howard's opinion on hormone replacement? He loves to paint himself as a social commentator, but he's incredibly poorly read on nearly all topics. For just about any subject, a random sophomore from your local high school debate team could wipe the floor with Howard.
     
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    don't let your doctor push you into taking hormones. when it comes to looks and aging, it's all about the genes.
     
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