Will you all chip in and buy one of these for me?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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  2. pontius pilot

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    rank.
     
  3. XuXu

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    I can't believe they have a demo video.
     
  4. Wesmantooth

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    the feeling of shame thats washes over you while cleaning this thing out will be difficult to overcome :lmao:
     
  5. Douchebag 007

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    jesus there's a return policy ?!?!?

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  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;bLV1R_j_gvk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLV1R_j_gvk[/video]
     
  7. Wesmantooth

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    is there a brown ring to hit GP or is that another model :jj:
     
  8. FSFN

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    Yeah, I'll buy you one, but I'm using it first ;)
     
  9. Tommy

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    How many times did you watch the demo video, GP?
     
  10. DaBUU

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    I'd fuck that shit out of that
     
  11. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    dude you can take her boating and everything

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  12. tHISisKiSSeL

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    GP why can't you just pick up one of these just to break the drought?

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  13. Wesmantooth

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    so would I but I woudl feel kinda pathetic after I blew my load :jj:
     
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    New $79.95.

    Certified pre-owned $1.95.
     
  16. Wesmantooth

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    GP are u flat broke? if not how come you won't just order a nice escort to get off the snide?
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Get a real doll.
     
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  18. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I dont know where to go to get one of those.
     
  19. Wesmantooth

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    dude just do a little research. they are a dime a dozen. and you are in SOCAL so they are going to be pretty hot. I bet you could get a hot broad to fuck the shit out of you for 3-4 bills depends...
     
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