Will you be beating your wife senseless tomorrow?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Thats what happens on super bowl Sunday. will you be partaking in the shenanigans?
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    I'll be working, but if she's still awake when I get home at 6am Monday morning, she may take a punch or two.
     
  3. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    i couldn't wait, i started 20 minutes ago.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've never hit my wife before. Is there some rule saying you can during the Super Bowl?
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Yes.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Only during halftime.
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I bought a new nightstick just for tomorrow :)

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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    was having this discussion yesterday, why does this happen?
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    She is going out with a couple friends, so, no, but, if comes home all uppity, and I have had too many beers, all bets are off.
     
  10. Diogenes1

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    make her pick up the chicken wing bones and empty beer bottles and skull shards . . .
     
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    Looks like you could do more than beat her with that thing.
     
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    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    nice, ya can beat her and then sodomize her all with one tool.
     
  13. Markijuano

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    Depends on the total points and halftime bets
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I will not be...
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'd like to but I'm pretty sure she can take me.
     
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    You're not even married…..are you?
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    While that is sage advice...I will be making pizza (dough made and in the fridge) and drinking homebrew out of a keg...so, the mess will be minimal; I think:c
     
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    Until one of your buddies had too much to drink and pukes on the carpet.
     
  19. gilaet

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    Shiv yells Omaha when he shoves the brush in.
     
  20. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Women deserve equal rights.

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