Williston ND:stripers make 3K a night,unemployment rate is 0.9%,mcdonalds pays $15PH

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  1. SIPAWITZ

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    i just saw the second TV story about this town of 20,000.

    for every one job they fill, there are 2 jobs that come available

    truckers making 80K
    oil workers bringing in 100K
    retail sales making $18 per hour

    http://money.cnn.com/2011/10/28/pf/... (Top Stories)&utm_content=Google Feedfetcher



    but before you pack up and head for the modern day gold rush, you wont find a place to live, so be prepared to be homeless living in a tent and making a 6 figure income
     
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    Funny. We were just talking about this yesterday. They actually have to close McDonald's on the weekend, because they can't get anybody to work!
     
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    Naz would hate it. :giggle:
     
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    how long you think this can last?
     
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    whats wrong?
     
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    i meant to quote Post #2, but it made me so angry that i forgot to quote it.
     
  8. Roland Deschain

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    boomer town...
     
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    i wonder if they could use a postal service like "mail boxes etc..."

    cause i dont want to work on a rig or do any heavy lifting
     
  10. GHP

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    They're gonna need high quality weed and will pay top dollar :whistle:
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    I am totally going to live in a tent and become rich by stripping AT McDonalds!:etm:
     
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    lol
     
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    Fuck it. I just got the rest of the day of. Imma go strip at McDonalds NOW.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I considered that, but then i read on the towns web-site they are looking to hire 6 more sheriffs/police officers
     
  15. GHP

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    Yeah I already checked it's not a legal state anyway

    dammit
     
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    I'm moving...I like camping
     
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    Camping out isn't going to be much fun when those -40F wind chills start blowing thru there in a couple months.

    I read somewhere companies were building "man camps" for workers as quickly as possible.

    Mario should head up there. Sounds like a gay man's utopia.
     
  18. SIPAWITZ

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    you can open up a nice coffee shop and serve pies to scraping hulk like oil rig workers
     
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    :evil: good idea
     
  20. GHP

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    They're gonna need bitches :idea: