News Wisconsin: Couple call police and claim their pet cat is 'holding them hostage'

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Jun 27, 2016.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    136,696
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    139,663
    Likes Received:
    127,405


    View attachment 79950

    A Wisconsin couple contacted the emergency services claiming they had been held hostage by their pet cat.

    On a recording of the 911 call, made Friday 17 June, a woman can be heard speaking to the operator:

    “This is going to sound like a strange question, but we have a cat and it’s going crazy and it’s attacked my husband, we’re kind of hostages in our own house.

    “We’re just wondering who we should call to do something, get rid of the cat, or help us.”

    CBS reported that the couple were eventually rescued from their plight: the cat was taken away, and turned over to Milwaukee Area Domestic Animal Control Commission (MADACC).

    No one was seriously hurt.
     
    DaTenses and Stretch5000 like this.
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,057
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    Golf clubs come in handy for deals like this.
     
  3. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,829
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,110
    Likes Received:
    11,518
    If Beth's cats/kittens ever learn how to make knots, they can hogtie Beth and make their escape
     
    OV, GLguygardner, GIRLY and 4 others like this.
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    68,307
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    76,505
    Likes Received:
    31,854
    :jj:


    I'm guessing no one had steel toed boots.
     
    sumtexan, reno and Mr Sinister like this.
  5. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,231
    Likes Received:
    23,443
    Meanwhile:


    [​IMG]
     
    TheMercenary likes this.
  6. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    92,552
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    13,942
    Likes Received:
    39,912
    pussies
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    161,123
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    80,353
    Likes Received:
    91,527
    [​IMG]
     
    sumtexan likes this.
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal RH Goatcabin Jacks Off to This Photo VIP

    Reputations:
    122,575
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    57,526
    Likes Received:
    33,961
    My Aunt Marge's cat, Himmy, mauled her.







    :jj:
     
  9. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

    Reputations:
    18,341
    Joined:
    May 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,477
    Likes Received:
    8,550

    Himmy

    1. Often known as a pimp with a stellar amount of swag, the life of the party, is blessed with elephantitis of the genitalia region and has the body odor of citrus love juices. Women want him, men want him, gods and goddesses want his seed.
    2. The child of God
    3. An adjective for something that means cool or hip
    4. Every woman's dream

    1. I sure do wish Himmy was here right now, he's the man!
    2. Instead of people saying "Jesus Christ" it's "Himmy Christ"
    3. Holy crap man that was soooo Himmy
    4. (Woman) - "I just wish i had some Himmy right now"
    :snicker:
     
  10. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,321
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    15,071
    Likes Received:
    12,488
    cats are truly insane, unpredictable creatures.................
     
    babybear likes this.
  11. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

    Reputations:
    42,162
    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2012
    Messages:
    9,006
    Likes Received:
    9,360
    Or balls.
     
  12. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    39,571
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,805
    Likes Received:
    29,685
    babybear and GIRLY like this.
  13. Asshat

    Asshat Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,205
    Joined:
    May 15, 2013
    Messages:
    2,019
    Likes Received:
    2,292
    Sounds like these people got too fucking high on space cakes or something.
     
    DaTenses likes this.
  14. GIRLY

    GIRLY OV

    Reputations:
    370
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    2,700
    Likes Received:
    3,375
    Jackie Laugh

    F Timmy
     
  15. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,741
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    6,588
    Likes Received:
    12,603
    [​IMG]

    Same thing happened to someone else a couple of years ago.

    lol @ "RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!"

    "And the dog". LOL. CUCKS!!!

    We had a pure bred Himalayan, looked exactly like Mr. Jinx in Meet the Parents.

    Fucking things are always mad. Even when youre trying to be nice to them, they're give you this look like "fuck you".

    "Kicked the butt in the cat in the rear"... haha



     
  16. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    43,073
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    32,614
    Likes Received:
    30,907
    Give me what there smoking.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal RH Goatcabin Jacks Off to This Photo VIP

    Reputations:
    122,575
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    57,526
    Likes Received:
    33,961
    Aunt Marge was apparently "very close" to the cat. Himmy was jealous of my Uncle, too. She was jackin that cat!
     
    GIRLY and Artie Laugh like this.
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    578,513
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    34,017
    Likes Received:
    76,321
    Well, the cat did apparently.
     
    sumtexan likes this.
  19. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    435
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    3,773
    Likes Received:
    5,696
    The bottom cat looks like Jay Leno
     
  20. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    41,760
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    16,244
    Likes Received:
    38,472
    our cat has been passive aggressively been holding us hostage for 17 years
     
    Petal and OV like this.