Wish Howard Happy Birthday Here

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Another Birthday in the closet. Time to take stock wig, with all your money you sit in a house with a frigid aging wife and a bunch of stray cats, thinking that eating fucking soup and mint water is living large. What a sad plastic life full of deceit and greed. Enjoy it, you earned every bit of it, turning your back on your real family and friends to worship money and power.
     
  2. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you hooknose, wigged stickman.

    I used to be one of your faithful listeners, but the mask got pulled off early into your Sirius run. Not all of us are suckers.
    Happy Birthday Hmus, you envied Imus so much at NBC, you've turned into him.

    Good luck with your show horse when she sees her train leaving.
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Happy Birthday you ugly weirdo. The wig glue I got you is on backorder. You'll get it soon.
     
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    Happy Birthday Howard.

    Oh, and kindly Fuck Off!.
     
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  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nope
     
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  6. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Id rather just thank him for the piss.
    :wigtip:
     
  7. dexterdog

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    Happy Birthday Howard. May you not piss on your fans on a windy day...
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wonder if Beth is going to get him another "Cat Dad" shirt as a present.
     
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    Oh, it's someone's birthday today?
     
  10. Uncle Larry

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    Happy birthday to America's judge - splurge and have an extra portion of almonds along with the hot water with mint leaves.
     
  11. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday, Rush!

    And mega-dittoes!

    from Wikipedia:

    Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, born January 12, 1951, is an American entertainer, radio talk show host, writer, and conservative political commentator. The Rush Limbaugh Show is the highest-rated talk-radio program in the United States.[1][2] Talkers Magazine in 2012 lists Limbaugh as the most-listened-to talk show host with a weekly audience of 15 million.[3] Limbaugh is among the highest paid people in U.S. media, signing a contract in 2008 for $400 million through 2016.[4]
     
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  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    Only $50M per year?

    Fucking amateur, right Robin, Robin?
     
  14. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Will he have an extra portion tonight?

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  15. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    mmmm what a beautiful soup...just flabulous
     
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    :belch:
     
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    "Does that soup have cream? I'm on a strict diet."

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    Will he get a birthday kiss from Ralph? Or will they just pound each other?
     
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