Wish Howard Stern A Happy Father's Day Here

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Since he will receive nothing from his kids.

    MarksFriggin:

    Howard let Bobo go and said he got his father a Father's day gift. He got him some money for the track. Howard said his father called him and told him he won $3 after that. Howard said he made the guy some money and that was that. Howard said Father's day was nice. He said he didn't get anything from his kids.
    Howard said he didn't even get a card.



    Howard, I hope you choke on a cashew as you sit alone tomorrow. it's exactly what you deserve. You abandoned them for the high life in Manhattan with a whore barely older than your oldest. You got all the marbles in the world, was it worth it to lose your soul.
     
  2. RonHeinzkaboot

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    will cuntO be visiting her Father in jail with the new wife?
     
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    dad got house arrest and a hefty fine.
     
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    Daddy,
    You always said you knew I was gifted.
    But you never could figure out just how much.
    This 'Zoo Za Zoo' is as close to a gift as
    I can give you, since I still loathe your touch.
    Zoo Za Zoooooooo!
    Love, Emily
     
  5. PelicanWig

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    Wiggy is the worst father ever. He admitted he was an awful father and to make up for it he married the gold digging whore that ripped his family apart further alienating his daughters. His parents preferred sitting in a powerless house during super storm sandy over going to that nightmare of a mansion wiggy and the cunt have in the hamptons. Remember how close wiggy and his parents used to be? You reap what you sew.
     
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    Happy Fathers Day Fuck Face :hw:
     
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    this
     
  8. RobsDad

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    Mr. Hallmark
     
  9. Halloween

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    What can you expect from a guy who locked himself in his basement, watched tv and jerked off all day instead of spending time with his kids? He mentioned once that he was "doing his thing" in his basement, when one of his kids crawled through the dog door to see him. He flipped out because he had installed electronic locks on the door so that nobody could disturb him. Must've been a blast growing up in that house.
     
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    i will never ever be able to wrap my mind around the way he treated his parents.

    I was made homeless by the hurricane, as was one of my brothers, and my aunt and uncle. we all stayed at my father's house, and my mom had only died 9 days earlier. There was never a question in anyone's mind about where we could go for heat and a hot meal. to me, that's kind of the very definition of family.

    My aunt and uncle's house was destroyed and stayed on and off with my dad for over a year while it was being de-molded and re-built.

    Wiggy is absolutely insane.
     
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    Happy Fuckers day wig. You will die all alone & friendless . :wigtip:
     
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    I hope the bus boy who will be railing you in the ass with a cock ring tomorrow will wish you a Happy Father's Day since we know your real children are all in hiding from you in communist countries or eating pussy.

    Happy Fathers day you lisping Swiffer.
     
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    He he has a new wife? I didn't even realize he was divorced from Judy.
     
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    Richard will call Howie....

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    Dearest daddy,
    we're writing to say
    best wishes to you
    for a great fathers day
    and say hi to ralph,
    we don't mind if you're queer
    as long as our checks
    are on time
    and they clear
     
  19. BethSucks

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    Will Beth get him a card from each of the cats?
     
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    she can't count that high