With Photos: Sofia Vergara vs. Salma Hayek

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Sorry I didn't post photos the first time around. I don't know how to create a poll, sorry.

    So, who would you rather have in your bed?

    Sofia

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    Salma?

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  2. walleye

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    Salma
     
  3. Night Ape

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    Sofalma
     
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    Glad you put this up. My question is, many actors with thick accents act in American shows and movie all losing their accents and putting on an American accent. Yet we get the Spanish/Mexican actors that make no effort to hide their accents. Why do we put up with this shit?
     
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    Ever see these two ladies? Ever watch telenovelas or noticias on Spanish language TV? If so, then you know why - many Hispanic women are so smoking hot, we don't care if they have accents or not. Iris Chacon got me through the ages of 15 and 16 and I never heard her speak a word of English. Nor did I ever care.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Salma...:grad:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Ive watched several Miss Teen South America pageants (scores of smokin' hot 17-19 year olds) with the sound down and I understand spanish...
     
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    They are both hot, but Salma is not if this world. I would bang her until the authorities arrived with a firehouse to remove me.
     
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    Sofia here! :hump:

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    slab0meat negative creep

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    That first picture, I wouldn't even know that was Sofia if you didn't tell me.


    If I didn't have to hear either of them talk, I'd go with Sofia at the moment.
     
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    Yes I agree hit. (Though I can't get part salma's unibrow in that one movie) my problem is watching a show/movie and they step in an throw a wrench into flow because they are too lazy to drop the accent.

    I don't watch that Sofia show but from the lame commercials I have seen she is a terrible actor and is only cast for her body. I would take Penelope Cruz over both if them anyway but that fuckin accent. Ugh!
     
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    Problem is, that pic is from 17 years ago!

    Ol'Selma looks like a Mexican mamasita now:


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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Most stars without makeup look ordinary. We are talking about fantasies here.

    Clearly, both women are human beings, with physical flaws and faults. Both are over 40 (Salma is 46 and Sofia was 40 in September) and both have had children. We're talking fantasy here.
     
  15. peterfonda

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    This was Iris Chacon in 1979.

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    Without her every Tuesday night at 8:00 p.m. on Channel 47 in New York, I don't know how I would have gotten from age 14 to 17.
     
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    If that ass is 40 and she had kids too, no fantasy is required there! [​IMG]
     
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    Well if this is all fantasy then maybe you should start a Greta Garbo or Audrey Hepburn thread.
     
  18. j shmuck

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    Sofia, though both are all time classics in my book. Maybe it's because I too am a spic, but latina's are my favorite.
     
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    lol
     
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    Both milfs. I'd take either. Love Sofia though