With the holidays approaching post your favorite recipe

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  1. DFWTexan1975

    DFWTexan1975 The Saloon News Anchor

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    It can be a side dish, dessert or main course or a party favor.

    Fairly easy to make delicious recipe for Mississippi mud pie

    ~~~BON APPETITE~~~
     
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    Mac and Cheese Carbonara

     
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    1) Open container of your favorite eggnog and pour till glass is half full
    2) Fill glass rest of way with your favorite rum or bourbon

    Enjoy.
     
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    DFWTexan1975 The Saloon News Anchor

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    I cannot wait til next month when they stores stock Egg Nogg and Egg Nogg ice cream too
     
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    This man is spot on. If you prefer a wilder evening, just say "Hold the eggnog.".

    Now here's a recipe you should pay attention to if if you need a quick dessert, or if your'e maybe a bachelor with the munchies and a sweet tooth. This recipe is about as basic as you can get, and as my dad used to say, "richer than ten foot up a bull's ass." But it will disappear first at any reunion/get together:
    Get a can of chunk pineapple.
    Get a can of pie cherry filling.
    Get a white cake mix.
    Get some butter.
    That's it, and here's what you do with it.
    Get one of those rectangular cake pans. I don't know the size. Maybe like 12x9 with 3" sides. Figure it out.
    Open the pineapple and the cherries and dump them in the pan. Take the white cake mix and sprinkle the whole sumbitch over the fruit evenly.
    Put a half dozen or so pats of butter across the top, and stick in in the oven at 350.
    The butter and fruit juices will blend into the white cake mix and make a crust.
    When the top is golden brown, take it out, eat it, and thank me later.
     
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    Add 2 cups of boiling water to Cup O Noodles
    Cover top
    Let sit for 3 minutes
    Enjoy!
    Caution: contents is extremely hot
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Should I host a Christmas Party at the house? It's all cleaned up, and I haven't had a party in a while....Hmmmm....
     
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    That depends - are we invited?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Roller blades will trash my hardwood floors.
     
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    This was pre-landscaping that Spring. Had to take out a few overgrown shrubs.

    C'mon over, Bye You.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    that's a beautiful home you have there!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Thank you! It isn't inexpensive, but it gives me something to work for.

    Now if I can only convince the neighbors that a single guy is not gay, a terrorist, a pedophile, a mob boss, or a total nutjob. This neighborhood abhors single people. I think I'm pretty regular, but since I don't own a minivan, I'm highly suspect.


    Edit: in my circles, it's high praise to call someone "a regular guy." Other compliments include "square or decent."


    One downside about "fitting in" in an uptight neighborhood is this: the housewives and banking execs will spend hours debtaing how to replace eight feet of sidewalk while I chafe at the endless discussion. In my job, I move fifty guys and twenty trucks to clean & repair chemical plants. So I feel as though I'm riding a Harley through recess at the Elementary School when I try and "help out" with simple things like two yards of concrete in a hole. I come across a bit gruff due to my impatience with their helplessness.

    Our board has managed to spend $40,000 of our $30,000 reserve fund over the last three years and they still cannot come up with what our budget should be. It's too tough to calculate for them. I suggested that possibly we should spend less or collect more, and that was met with angry comments.
     
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    Being thought a terrorist isn't that bad. I wasn't allowed on a plane once because they thought I was a terrorist. Most freckle-faced girls with green eyes are, you know. The yelled at me for 2 hours, took my luggage off the plane, went through it with a fine toothed comb, then let me on the same plane where the rest of the passengers had been sitting in the heat for 2 hours. Fun times!

    you need to hang out in cooler circles!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Buncha anti-dentites at the airport.

    When they go through my luggage it's because they see something they want to steal. I had them steal a cell phone that I had been using as I walked up to the scanner, once. They took my bag behind a wall and *PRESTO* my cell phone was gone. Stole it right in front of me.

    Before 9/11 I used to fly a lot. I'd test Security when I got bored. It wasn't that tough to just walk away when they pulled you off to the side. I did it all the time in Atlanta. They'd pull me to the side and I'd just wander away.

    Being a regular white guy once had its advantages.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    you got guts. I don't mess with those guys. I realize they are, for the most part, rather dumb and incompetent, but they have power, and that is a scary combination:ohnoes:
     
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    Mostly their power is granted by the passengers. I just don't give them that power. And it's not as though I'm looking for trouble, but I don't have much respect for people who use a tiny bit of authority to try and control others.

    I used to tip my mailman $25 every Christmas. That's until he turned me over to the Postmaster the ONE DAY I parked within six feet of my mailbox while I was blacktopping the driveway.

    I got an "official" warning from the Post Office for my one violation when the guy had to step out of his mail truck.

    *PRESTO* there went his annual tip...
     
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    your mailman is even stupider than your average TSA employee. :jj:

    what a dope!
     
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    1 freezer chilled glass.
    3 square icecubes
    50ml Hennessy black

    Wait 3 minutes and sip.
    Thank me later.:hat: