Without the Stern show, Robin ...

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    ...could lay for days in the street before medical assistance is summoned

    ...would be wiping with burger king napkins

    ...would have more arrests for stealing burgers than Adele

    ...would have said "nigga, please" to quick fix snake oil health remedies that tumors love (TV commercial: "and your tumors will LOVE it")

    ...would be sitting and looking at a bucket of her own waste in a nursing home
     
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    ...would still be one of the dumbest people that god ever let live past the cradle

    ...would still be using that brilliant mind of hers, her great education & a plethora of sources to get everything that happened wrong.

    ...would still be working out some kinks in the sparkling personality department

    ...would still spend her time selling how important she is & no time at all actually being important

    ...would still sound like a Hallmark card but would sometimes talk ghetto (and like Oprah this duality is not trustworthy)

    ...would still kick at street beggers with dirt on their face pulling at her pant leg

    ...would still have more issues than a comic book store

    ...would still be a terrible human being in real life

    ...would still daydream of sticking her fingers in a giant cake

    ...would still be boring beyond her own ability to control it

    ...would still go home and sit in a dark corner with the lights out cutting herself & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked

    And reading that back now my goodness its a struggle to find anything interesting to write about her, can't do it.
     
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