During boarding, some Asian dude closed an overhead bin and smashed an Australian guy's bag handles in the door. It was a really nice bag, I can understand the guy being pissed. The Aussie guy flips the fuck out. Asian guy is like "it's not my fault" and the Aussie goes "then whose fault is it? WHOSE FAULT IS IT?!?" And Asian guy is getting all huffy in his language but you can hear it peppered with "fucking" ... some guy in back yells "throw em off!!!" And the faggiest of FAs comes up and goes "come on fellas, we all want to get to LA tonight." Calmed it for a bit. Asian guy sitting behind us kept going on and on to his wife for a good 20 minutes. Aussie guy kept his cool. I think the Asian guy probably was trashed and needed a cigarette. Exciting. I don't see this shit when I fly delta and get the upgrade. Fucking American.