WTF Witnessed some air rage tonight

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    During boarding, some Asian dude closed an overhead bin and smashed an Australian guy's bag handles in the door. It was a really nice bag, I can understand the guy being pissed. The Aussie guy flips the fuck out. Asian guy is like "it's not my fault" and the Aussie goes "then whose fault is it? WHOSE FAULT IS IT?!?" And Asian guy is getting all huffy in his language but you can hear it peppered with "fucking" ... some guy in back yells "throw em off!!!" And the faggiest of FAs comes up and goes "come on fellas, we all want to get to LA tonight."

    Calmed it for a bit. Asian guy sitting behind us kept going on and on to his wife for a good 20 minutes. Aussie guy kept his cool. I think the Asian guy probably was trashed and needed a cigarette.

    Exciting. I don't see this shit when I fly delta and get the upgrade. Fucking American.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    They shoulda thrown em both the fuck off. No room for bullshit on a plane.
     
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  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Pussy Tendon for Poster of the year....nigga got tendon
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    I was waiting for the Australian guy (in a suit, mind you) to start saying CUNT!!! They use that word like Canadians use "eh."
     
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    The Australian guy was to blame for not putting the handles in all the way :grad:
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    I'm tendon to that biznass.
     
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  7. Sleep

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    OP shoulda been like...


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  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    don't am stretch the tendon
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why do people care what their fucking luggage looks like?
     
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    I saw a pedestrian get hit by a car the other day (was the car's fault). Since I'm a good Samaritan, I drove away quickly because I had Vietnamese food that I was late picking up.
     
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    That was a relatively entertaining story/experience.

    Good, not great.

    6/10
     
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