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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You can make some good fucking shit in one of those



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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Wok Of Life :hilarious:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    Be sure to buy the book "101 ways to wok your dog" to go with your new wok.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I just hired a cute little Taiwanese chick.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wtf
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is she 25 but looks 12?
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She's about 30 but looks about 19. Hopefully I'll get to see her pubes like the last one. :pray:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    Miso Hawny???
     
  10. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    wow
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    An Asian chick with pubes? She's at least 50.
     
  12. Stinkypussy

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    that looks pretty good.
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My ex used to make green beans in a wok and I FUCKING LOVED THEM


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  15. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Naw, she was 33. These are real asians, not US born ones.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Stir fry is one of the best foods EVER



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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Miss Chwiza likes that kind of music!
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Goddamnit
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I have a wok
     
  20. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Wok this way.

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