Woke up @ 3:15am this morning, just like in the Amityville Horror...

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I didn't hear any marching-bands in the living room.. or see my wife levitating next to me in bed, like the Lutz's did though. I'm kinda dissapointined about that. That'd have been kinda neat.
     
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    Well now you have little choice but to take your own life.
     
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    I used to think if I pulled the bed sheet up around my neck at night, the guy who killed his family in the Amityville Horror wouldn't be able to kill me.
     
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    Where should I take it? Dinner & a movie???
     
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    Bedsheets are known to make excellent bullet shields
     
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    no? nothing? no floating or head-spinning?

    Somebody fucked up. I apologize. In the morning someone will be made accountable (the 8th borgia needs cleaning: the soot is too deep again). we'll do better next time. I'll personally throw in a severed horse's head as compensation.
     
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    The ides of March.
     
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