Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Found my way down stairs and drank a cup, and looking up, I noticed Clutch was late.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    This thread has legs
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Woke up, read a thread. Scratched my balls till they turned red.
     
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    sup buddy, how's Texas?
     
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    It's starting to get nice. Grass is greening up, Rangers are back in town.
     
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    My grass above my septic tanks is getting green. The bacteria breaking down keeps it warmer there so it always looks nicer. Then I think about the 600 gallon of shit below it and get grossed out.
     
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    you forget thunderstorm warning today :cheer:
     
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    It is kind of grey outside. I have the windows open and the birds are chirping. Pretty soon the air will be filled with the sweet sounds of weedeaters and power blowers.
     
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    and lots of roadkill. animals in heat don't obey traffic laws. :mouse: