Entertainment Wolfgang Van Halen is a pussy

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  1. Chibbs

    Chibbs Well-Known Member

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    That crybaby blocked me on Twitter.
    All I did was tell him that his father used to rag on Michael Anthony for years about his appearance.
    Ad then I asked him if he had taken a look in the mirror lately.
    It's time for a diet and exercise.

    Then the SOB blocked Me!

    GaryPuppet, I feel your pain!

     
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    Wolfie was fat even as a kid, and i always wondered why.
     
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    Well I'd say he's a pussy for not starting his own band but sure
     
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    Wolf is a fat fuck.

    The VH tour is selling like shit.

    Opening night is tomorrow...Show not even half sold.
     
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    It's the perfect comeuppance for EVH after destroying the magic of that band.

    That tour never even makes it half way through.
     
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    Holy Fuck! He looks like he ate Michael Anthony!
     
  8. Rupert Pupkin

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    I am still weirded out that Valerie Bertinelli was the cokehead and cheated on EVH first.

    Methinks she wrecked him.

    And Wolf is huuuuuge!!!
     
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    To, Wolfgang
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    Love, Wolfgang
     
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    This is the version of VH that I prefer.

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    Opening night will look like this:

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    Cutting ticket prices isn't helping much.

    One G-Pass to see Van Halen: Live on Tour with Special Guest Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
    When: Sunday, July 5, at 7:30 p.m.
    Where: White River Amphitheatre
    Door time: 6:30 p.m.
    Ticketing Options

    $25 for general admission lawn (up to $57.60 value)
    $35 for section 201 or 211, middle to rear (up to $63.25 value)
    $50 for section 204 or 208, middle to rear (up to $85.15 value)
    $65 for section 202 or 210, front to middle (up to $95.45 value)

    VH booked 2 shows over the span of 7 days in the bay area. Total capacity for both shows, 35,000.
    Local radio and TV stations are giving away tickets in mass quantities. The local rock station has run several promos over the last month to give away tickets to either show and I still don't give a shit about going.

    I just tried for 2 tickets for tomorrow's show and got Sec 4 Row 11.

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    Time to retire or Eddie needs to start dating Ariana Grande cause most people under 50 have no idea who he is.
     
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    Don't be so sure. They were both cokeheads and both fucked around pretty early on in their marriage. He was fucking Patty Smyth from Scandal around the time DLR quit and even tried to get her to join VH.
     
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    I read her book.
    It was pretty good.

    They were both messed up but EVH clearly fucked anything with a pulse.
    I loved the part of Valerie's book when she spilled the beans about EVH paying hush money to a broad to keep her quiet.

    I also loved the part where EVH was going after one of Valeries brothers backstage and the guy is huge.
    EVH was saved from getting his ass kicked by his own brother-in-law.

    All that shit and your young son is around to see it.
    S_A_M_M_Y talked about how he spent time with Wolfie to calm him down and stop his crying when EVH was really losing it.
     
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    Correction noted, thanks!
     
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    I appreciate the corrected info, thanks!!!

    Was hard to believe EVH was sober and faithful, lols.
     
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    Beth is the only person who has ever blocked me on Twitter.

    And why..... because a couple of times a week I would post, "NSAL Facts and Tidbits"

    Absolutely EVERYTHING I posted was 100% true.

    Things like, NSAL is not BBB accredited, and NSAL's CEO makes more than 300,000.00 per year - which is considered extremely high for a charitable organization, and more than 33% of the money NSAL takes in goes to fundraising events - which like the CEO is considered VERY high for a charity....

    As I said everything I posted was true but she blocked me anyway.

    Says a lot about her.
     
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    We all knew he had some big shoes to fill, but this is ridiculous!
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    That show tomorrow is a few hours away. My buddy offered to pay for everything, including beers at the show all I have to do is hop in the car and ride with him. He has 2 100 level seats and can't find anyone to go with him. You can't even call this tour a big cash grab, nobody wants to go see the band.