Wolverine attacked by pubic hair

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  1. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/14/hugh-jackman-deranged-fan-razor-pubic-hair/

    Hugh Jackman - Deranged Fan Arrested After Throwing Pubic Hair at Him

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    You know what celebrities love? When you break into their gym and throw an electric razor filled with your own pubic hair at them!

    Just kidding ... they hate that stuff, so when it happened to Hugh Jackman yesterday ... the woman got thrown out and later arrested.

    It all went down at Jackman's gym in NYC yesterday. Police say the woman was hysterically crying as she declared her love for Jackman and threw the razor at him.

    After she was tossed out of the gym, cops caught up with her a few blocks away and she was placed under arrest.

    Jackman told police this wasn't the first time he encountered the woman, claiming she had previously shown up at his home and his daughter's school.
     
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  2. knu3421

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    Hugh is les miserable now.
     
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    Where's Howard's standard joke about how he wishes he had that kind of attention as a kid from a woman.
     
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    He's a she?
     
  5. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    That's the original quote. I'll fix it in mine.
     
  6. WillyBest

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    Mary Ann from Brooklyn needs to get it under control.
     
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    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    one order to go...lice on the side.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    I was gonna say...

    could you imagine him trying to explain that to his girlfriend/wife?

    I swear honey, I didn't crabs from sleeping with another woman. I SWEAR! :pissed:

    :jj:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    too bad it wasn't Eric the Midget and a wrestler's pubic hair
     
  12. Snotty

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    Shouldn't it be attacked "With" Pubic hair? Or better yet " Wolverine attacked by BEAVER!!!!!"
     
  13. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Ahhhhhh,Crazy women and Gay men.....................Always drama.
     
  14. NotMyBro

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    Ah, so they finally found Wolverine's kryptonite! :c