News Woman accidentally kills self adjusting bra holster

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/02/18/woman-kills-self-adjusting-bra-holster/23640143/

    A Michigan woman accidentally shot herself to death last month while adjusting the .22-caliber revolver in her bra holster, police said Wednesday.

    Christina Bond, 55, was struck in an eye in her St. Joseph home on New Year's Day. She died the next day in a Kalamazoo hospital, where she had been airlifted.

    "She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp told the Kalamazoo Gazette. "She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon."

    No other details were released. Police are awaiting the full autopsy report.

    Bond, a mother of two sons, was a bookkeeper and officer administrator for the Southwest Michigan Community Action Agency, and had previously had run the office for the Road to Life Church, The Herald-Palladium reported. She also ministered to inmates at the Berrien County Jail.

    St. Joseph is on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan, north of the Indiana line.
     
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    well, everyone said she had killer boobs, so...
     
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    Guns don't kill people. Yadda yadda.
     
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    2/18/15 :facepalm:
     
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    this wouldnt have happened in austalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Thanks for the year old thread.
     
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    It seems like common sense to unload and make sure the gun is unloaded before messing with holsters, handing over to another person, etc.

    And NEVER put a finger on the trigger until ready to shoot!
     
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    I saw Ursula Andress do this in a movie. But SHE killed a Chink.
     
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    must have gone with this




    Poorly designed I see a lawsuit
     
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    Idiots kill themselves...........
     
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    Any other breaking news from February of last year?
     
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    ...he wanted us all to be abuzz. :bee:
     
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    She killed her self-adjusting bra holster?:uscratch:
     
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    This tragedy has all the markings of Obama and PTSD.
     
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    WE LOVE GUNS!!!! Stupid assholes with their fckn guns
     
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    What a boob.
     
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