Woman and a Giant Tortoise in love

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by pheelios, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is this illegal? Should it be?

    [video=youtube;DdckqUnOGwY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdckqUnOGwY[/video]
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    Cuddling? That looked like more than just cuddling to me. The giant tortoise looks mighty disappointed at the end.
     
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  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That turtle needs a towel.
     
  3. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    carapace looks like an alien
     
  4. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Oh. I thought AG got back with the crack whore.
     
  5. walleye

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  6. HeinousMark

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    Would Hit: LOL! Tortoise
     
  7. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    the turtle is innocent. she is obviously asking for it: look at how she is dressed!
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna post this in that describe your sex life thread.
     
  9. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    :spit:
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    The way she was stroking it made me get wood.
     
  11. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Thought this was another Monk n Bye thread
     
  13. DogStar69

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    Seven seas
    Swimming them so well
    Glad to see
    My face among them
    Kissing the tortoise shell

    [video=youtube;u2UmJ8bDr8I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2UmJ8bDr8I[/video]