Woman arrested after public sex with unconscious man

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  1. MorningSong13

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    http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/09/woman-sex-unconscious-man-parking-lot/

    NORFOLK, Va. — A woman was arrested and charged with being drunk in public after police said she was caught having sex with an unconscious man. Norfolk Police were called to a parking lot along the 6020 block of East Virginia Beach Boulevard Tuesday to investigate an “exposure in progress,” WTKR reported.

    The caller said he saw a couple involved in sex acts. When police arrived, they found the couple and determined the man was unconscious and unresponsive. His was taken to the hospital for treatment. His condition was not released.

    The woman, 36-year-old Kimberly M. Jackson, was later released on bond.

    More charges are possible, pending the outcome of the police investigation.

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    Guilty

    (but id still probably let her f me )
     
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    This is the world we live in. Guys are getting banged by chicks without being even consciously aware of it.

    My youth was a waste.
     
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    I'd probably have to be unconscious to be with this chick too.
     
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    I hope for his sake she put a rubber on him
    He was lucky he slept through that
     
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    How can you get boned up if you're passed out? Well, when you sleep you get hard. Guess I just answered my own question. Thanks, me.
     
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    You're not crazy if you talk to yourself but, if you also answer yourself, well..........fine line there.
     
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    U G L Y you ain't got no alibi!!:cheer2::yay::cheer2::yay:you ugly!!
     
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    No way you'd get a hardon...She must've been applying her rotten tuna smell to his face
     
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    I was 22 living with an insatiable little slut and I would wake up and she would be riding my rock hard baloney pony...youth is wasted on the young.
    it was pretty awesome waking to that at 1 or 2 in the morning..
     
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    So will she be charged with "rape-rape" or just "rape" of the unconscious fella? ;)
     
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    Yuck
     
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    I thought men loved it when women attack you (sexually) in your sleep?
     
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    Some guys have all the luck :(
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Insatiable little sluts are the best.
     
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    This is not the woman you want taking advantage of you while passed out.
     
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    What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done Jayla?