Woman arrested for beating herself up

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    “She was determined to beat herself up,” an arresting officer said. “And she did. One of the worst beatings I’ve ever seen in my twenty years on the force.”

    Allegedly, Peak had taken a $12 bet from her stepfather that she couldn’t “kick her own ass.”

    “I knew I could beat myself up even though I’m pretty tough,” Peak told police. “I wanted to really show him [stepfather] that I wasn’t afraid of myself.”

    Her stepfather said he will pay her the $12 for winning the bet, but will not cover the expected $4,000 in medical expenses. Peak suffered multiple skull fractures and lost several teeth in the self-assault.

    Police arrested her for self-harm and destruction of private property.

    “While she was hurting herself,” the officer said. “She broke a coffee table, some Chinaware and put many holes in the walls. Her stepfather has pressed charges for felony property damage.”


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    discuss :grad:
     
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    Well $12 is $12.
     
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    You beat me to it.

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    What kind of bet is 12 dollars?
     
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    The whole thing reads like those fake newspapers....Hitler was a woman, etc...
     
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    This story is a miscarriage of the truth.
     
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    Umm, because it is a fake "news" site, aptly named "Moron" :facepalm:
     
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    Here's another "story"

    Derek Mishov married himself last night in a Florida bowling alley with his daughter, parents and a small group of supportive friends attending the ceremony performed by his uncle. While the marriage won’t be recognized by the State of Florida, Mishov plans to challenge current marriage laws until it is.

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    But why would a 37-year-old man want to marry himself?

    “I had a wife, but she got fat and I can’t stand fat chicks,” Mishov said. “All chicks annoy me. High maintenance. All bitches. They cost a lot of money I’d rather spend on myself. They’re on the rag half the month bleeding all over shit. Plus, I’ve found I like to pleasure myself more than stick my doinker in some woman’s stank hole.

    “But mostly I’m getting married because I love myself. I love my body. I love my face. I love my high intelligence. Marriage is what you do when you’re in love.”

    Mishov might seem like he’s joking, but he is 100% serious about his marriage.

    “I’m taking me to Las Vegas for the honeymoon. I reserved a room with a mirror above the bed so I can look at myself while I masturbate. I doubt I’ll leave the room much. It’s gonna be good.”

    “Heteros and homos are allowed to marry,” Derek’s father, Richard Mishov, said. “Why can’t people marry themselves? Derek’s in love with himself and is making a serious commitment to himself. That’s a beautiful thing and people need to respect it.”
     
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    Shivvy would fuck her
     
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