News Woman arrested for kicking and scratching husband for farting in bed

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    Culpable!!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ssaults-husband-farting-bed-article-1.2474111

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    A Florida woman smelt it and then dealt her husband a beating after he repeatedly passed gas in bed.

    Dawn Meikle, 55, is facing misdemeanor battery charges after she elbowed, scratched and kicked her husband, Donald Meikle, on Dec. 11 inside their Port St. Lucie, Fla., home, according to Florida cops.

    Meikle elbowed her husband after he farted in bed in the middle of the night and eventually kicked him out, a police report said.

    When he returned to bed and continued to cut the cheese, Meikle furiously kicked and scratched her husband, the Off the Beat blog reported.

    “Dawn stated she asked Donald several times to stop passing gas in their bed,” cops said in the police report.

    Donald Meikle suffered 6- to 5-inch scratches on his chest and his T-shirt was ripped in three places from the altercation. Donald Meikle was restraining his outraged wife, and her lip got split open in the process, cops said.

    “He did not punch me. He was restraining me and somehow my lip got split open,” Dawn told cops when they responded.
     
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    I just noticed that within the past week or so, the NYDN eliminated reader comments. I made a few remarks on some articles in early December and they and the other posters comments are gone, gone gone. The NY Post mostly eliminated comments a few years ago.

    Well, I am glad we have DS to spew our opinions!
     
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    She looks like she's been guilty of farting in the bed herself!
     
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    GUILTY as charged! Death Penalty!
     
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    Yucky ca ca
     
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    She who smelt it dealt it.:grad:
     
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    And I'm sure this demure flowers farts smell like roses..:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    A skunk smells her own hole first.
    Guilty.
     
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    Ooffaaaaa...
     
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    I'd like one of those for Christmas :p
     
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    Farts in bed are deadly. The blankets just hold the smell in and it seems that the stink just will not dissipate for love or money. Perhaps the gentleman in question gorged himself at Popeye's earlier and his lovely wife was more than justified in taking matters into her own hands. Perhaps he will be more careful in keeping his malodorous intestinal gasses contained in bed next time and consider this as a learning experience. The nerve of him.
     
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    At least shit didn't happen.
     
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    She's hot.

    LOL
     
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    pissing is better ?