Woman attempts 'suicide by cop' at county jail

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  1. dawg

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    EDINBURG, Texas — A woman walked into the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s Office with a gun on Tuesday, apparently hoping to commit ‘suicide by cop.’

    The Monitor reports that Marisela Martinez Zamora, 53, walked into the public area of the releasing section of the jail and told staff that she had a gun. She reportedly asked deputies to kill her.

    Bystanders fled the building while officials used a TASER on Zamora, which immobilized her and allowed officers to take her weapon and restrain her.

    The gun turned out to be an airsoft pistol.

    No one was harmed during the incident, and Zamora is expected to be examined. She will be facing charges.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    She should have gone to the park and acted like a stupid shit head 12yo. They woulda shot her up good.
     
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    :omg:
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    She should have tried selling loose cigarettes...they'd have killed her on the spot.
     
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    I'm laughing so hard #icantbreath :jj:
     
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    Damn bro, this is Texas. I was shocked that she was not riddled with bullets. I guess all states have a dont shoot first policy right now :jj:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    my brother-in-law lived in edinburgh for quite a while
    i'm not too fond of edinburgh - or my brother-in-law :facepalm:
     
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    if i had a fat black looking messican daughter
    shed look just like that
     
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    f y dawg
    not clicking
     
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    should have painted her face black
     
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    First guy through the door looked like Lou Brock with that slide.
     
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