News Woman beats husband with nunchucks because he wouldn't fuck her

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  1. chapped

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    ROCK HILL, S.C. — A South Carolina woman is accused of beating her husband with nunchucks because he refused to have sex with her.

    The Charlotte Observer reported that Sondra Earle-Kelly, 51, of Rock Hill, faces charges of aggravated domestic violence in connection to the incident.

    Police were called to the suspect’s home in Rock Hill on Sunday night and found blood “all over the victim when they got there.

    The victim reportedly refused to have sex with the suspect, causing her to become upset. The suspect then allegedly threw ceramic figurines at the victim and hit him with nunchucks.

    The suspect was jailed under a $15,000 bond. She had reportedly been taking Xanax that night.
     
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    Ugh.
     
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    She should have fucked herself with the Nunchuks.

    One in the pink, one...........somewhere else.
     
  4. Ben Dover

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    No trial necessary. Guilty on all counts
     
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    Xanax is supposed to mellow you down.
    Are we sure meth wasn't involved?
     
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    Xanaxs is a hell of a drug....
     
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    I remember the last time I took Xanax and beat someone up with nunchucks
     
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    I remember this joke from Johnny Carson's monologue:

    "Yo lady is uuuuuugly!"

    (Crowd). "How ugly is she?"

    "She so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR nunchucks!"

    (Rimshot)
     
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    Mugshots are not always flattering. I'm withholding judgement until I see the bod.
     
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    Given the choice, I'd take the beating too.
     
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    Can't blame him.....
     
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    When my wife asks for a fucking she gets a fucking.
    Of course she looks a hell of a lot better than that woman.:cwl:
     
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    "threw ceramic figurines at the victim"[​IMG]
     
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    Death penalty
     
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    I wonder what she'd look like if she went to the gym and got a nice haircut.
     
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    i used to be pretty good with nunchucks. i had a few pair. i think a gf threw them out. :mad:

    it'd be pretty hard to kill someone with them. maybe if you shove one down a guys throat.
     
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    This video clip purportedly showing actor and martial arts master Bruce Lee playing ping-pong with nunchaku (also called "nunchucks" or "nunchuks") is a digital creation intended as a viral advertisement for the Nokia N96 Limited Edition Bruce Lee cell phone, produced in 2008 .
     
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    Nuncucked.

    I won't have to worry about that. Owning nunchaku is a felony in CA, so criminals are better off with a gun.
     
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    Not after he had one of her 'Jackie Chan" hand jobs!