Woman Beats Man Who Farted In Her Face

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its not funny

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    A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after allegedly hitting a man she said “passed gas” in her face.


    Jessica Cerney, 33, told police that 64-year-old Darrell McKnight came home drunk at about 7:45 p.m. and farted on her visage while she was lying on the couch, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Furious about the blast, Cerney left the house, but says McKnight followed her outside.

    An argument ensued that allegedly resulted in McKnight approaching her in a “threatening manner,” and Cerney allegedly punching McKnight in the face three times.

    McKnight was taken to a hospital for a swollen eye, while Cerney was not injured, according to WBTW.

    Both people were charged with disorderly conduct fighting.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...rt-face-darrell-mcknight-beats_n_5697863.html
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's an obvious mistake- her face does look kind of like a toilet bowl after all.
     
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    So that picture was AFTER he farted in her face. That must explain it....
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    True story-
    My buddy had a habit of getting up in the morning, taking a pee and then occasionally, he'd walk to the other side of the bed and fart in his sleeping wife's face for a laugh.
    One morning, he did this, and being over 50, forgot the old adage "never trust a fart".
    He sprayed he wife with a liquid cloud.
    It didn't go so well thereafter.
     
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    schtooopid lives in South Carolina :grad:
     
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    I think he was under the impression that flatulence helped clear up up bad complexions
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my dog was licking his butt hole, and he farted in his own mouth, didn't miss a beat
     
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  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Visage :lol:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    33 :lol:
     
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    I've inadvertently inhaled my own flatulence before ... It was like breathing in campfire smoke
     
  12. I invented that

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    Wow, you can lick your butt hole?
     
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    No.. the vapors just wafted up (as methane tends to do)
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    She's 33? Yikes. Doesn't look it. And he's twice her age :fil: