Woman caught flicking the clit during 50 Shades of Grey

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  1. Shithead

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    Woman caught masturbating during ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, February 22, 2015, 8:54 AM
    [​IMG] universal The steamy flick starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan got a moviegoer a little too excited in Mexico.
    It was only to be expected.

    A horny Mexican moviegoer has been arrested for masturbating while watching “Fifty Shades of Grey,” reports La Verdad.

    The woman, said to be 33 years old, was caught red-handed while watching the film at a cinema in Sinaloa, western Mexico.

    She was noticed by other cinemagoers and reported. It was also claimed she was sitting in the 12th row of the movie house.

    [​IMG] Fifty Shades of Grey 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is based on the best-selling book by E.L. James and features the S&M relationship between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.
    The woman was arrested and, ironically, given the S&M nature of the movie, slapped in handcuffs by cops.

    The movie based on the best-selling novel by E.L. James was released earlier this month to mixed reviews and stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan playing a couple who begin a sadomasochistic relationship.

    Despite not being loved by the critics, a sequel is planned as it has already taken more than $320 million at the box office.
     
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    I got caught masturbating to Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 2x! Didn't slow down business one bit, and I even asked the usher if I could borrow his flashlight for my fleshlight.

    I was like "Do you REALLY expect me to keep it in my pants during a Cap vs Batroc Brigade battle on a hijacked SHIELD vessal after he JUST meets The Falcon???"
     
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    You forgot to include her photo:

    [​IMG]
     
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    If you're a chick and get caught rubbing your clit in public, you are dumb as fuck. So easy to hide.
     
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    If you're a woman with any kind of looks, you shouldn't need to have to rub your clit at all. Men are easy to come by - just shove your tits in his face and your clit will be taken care of in no time flat. It's men who are the unfortunates.
     
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    Shit....in high school my girlfriend and I would sit in the yard under a tree and I'd have my hand down her pants, diddling her during lunch hour. People walking by with no clue. If there was time and I got her hot enough, we'd go to the woods behind the school and she'd blow me. Good times.
     
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    Now THAT'S HOT!
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Holy.... :jj:

     
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    I miss that 17 year old chick now....
     
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    How long ago was this?

    Have you seen her since high school? Whats she look like today?
     
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    30 years. Looks not bad today. We text occasionally. She's got two kids who are almost adult age.
     
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    Ask her to text you some nude pics and share them here.
     
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    ...shes almost ready for round 2.
     
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    Pretty sure that's not happening... I think my sense of decency would prevent me from posting if she did as well. I'd like to see how she's holding up though.
     
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    Did she have a nice rack back in the day?
     
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    Oh yeah. When I saw her at our H.S. Reunion years ago they were huge now. Guess that's what two kids will do.
     
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    Im getting excited now.
     
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