News Woman caught with $10,000 worth of coke in her cooter

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  1. chapped

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    Shekira Thompson arrived at JFK on Sunday on a flight from Jamaica, and customs agents immediately took the US citizen into a secondary screening room, where they found a white powdery substance in her vagina, they said.

    The half-pound of coke has a street value of $10,000.

    Thompson was booked on drug-trafficking charges and will be prosecuted in Queens.

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    Jesus Christ..... She must be way loose....
     
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    Im jealous of the homeland security agent who got to strip search her.
     
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    how much coke could a black cunt keep if a black cunt could keep coke
     
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    Is that Jim McMahon?
     
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    Here's a shot of the officers trying to retrieve the contraband ....

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    Kinda looks like Pontius to me.
     
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    She truly was sitting on her money maker.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I sense a good job opportunity for you, Puppet!
     
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    That's a vag I won't mind using my nose on
     
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    Perhaps the reason Ms.Thompson came to the attention of the customs agents, and was immediately taken for secondary inspection, was the peculiar way she was walking...
     
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    I can't stop laughing at that picture! :roll:
     
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    Her poor husband now i know how they got the saying he had to tie a plank board on his ass so he doesnt fall in.
     
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    Reminds me of the old Oprah joke-
    Oprah was arrested at the airport when Customs lifted her skirt and saw 100 lbs of crack.
     
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    Wow - my gf would be a terrible smuggler. She could get maybe half a gram of powder in there :oderus:
     
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    Conjugal Visits?
     
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