News Woman Charged With Goldfish Mass Murder

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  1. chapped

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    not a new story but it is Florida ....


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    A Florida woman is facing a felony animal abuse charge for allegedly killing her boyfriend’s goldfish by pouring bleach into their tank, according to court records.

    Angela Garcia, 32, was arrested Saturday after she allegedly trashed beau Norris Johnson’s Orlando-area residence following an argument.

    Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the home by the man’s son. He told investigators that his father had gone to work following the argument with Garcia, but had told her to vacate the residence.

    As detailed in a police report, Garcia (seen at right) destroyed a flat screen TV, other electronic devices, and furniture in the home, which reeked of bleach when her boyfriend’s son discovered the wreckage.

    In addition to causing $1500 in property damage, Garcia also allegedly poured bleach into her boyfriend’s fish tank, killing five goldfish. Johnson’s son told deputies that Garcia was free on bond in another criminal case and that his father allowed her to live with them for a couple of days.

    Deputies who subsequently apprehended Garcia near the crime scene reported that she was “visibly intoxicated” and “had the presence of bleach all over her clothing.”

    Charged with felony counts of animal cruelty and criminal mischief, Garcia was booked into the county jail, from which she was released Monday after posting $1150 bond
     
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    Ok, but what did HE do to HER? I'm sure he deserved it. :coffee:










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  4. chapped

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    sure
     
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    Din't do nuffin. Her shirt even says it.
     
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    did they do an autopsy on these goldfish? :eek:
     
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    Florida, did you say?

    Why, when you hear "goldfish," "tank" and "bleach," those in the know know that this poor lady was doing her BF a true solid by making him a special meal---and, folks, it ain't no crime. She was making the World Famous Miami Fish Chowder!

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    I accidentally killed a tankful of goldfish at my mother's house. I think they were actually Koi cuz they stayed in the pond outside when it wasn't winter. We were staying there and the tank smelled. Her husband cleaned it, but not nearly often enough...IMO. It was driving me crazy. I put a few drops of dish detergent in to try and mask the smell. Few hours later I'm sitting at the table eating and I see them all floating upside down. Oops...
     
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    Dish soap????


    Koi are not cheap...
     
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    I'm more upset by the tv than the fish
     
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    I didn't know it would kill them.
     
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    I've notified the authorities. Expect a call from the cops. Fish killer!
     
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    5 dollars should ger her around 100 more goldfish at petsmart
     
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    Have you been tested?
     
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    Why make a fucking mockery of our legal system? She's guilty of enough with all the destruction of property. There's no need to trump up any other ridiculous charges. A live animal that you can legally purchase as food for another animal is all but immune from being the subject of felony animal cruelty charges.
     
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    It's been almost 20 years. I think the statute of limitations has passed.
     
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    I have an ex-gf who had a snapping turtle, would buy 50 or so goldfish from petsmart, dump all of them in the turtles tank... it goes on a wild chomping spree, in a few hours there are no goldfish left. I tried to find a GIF of this.. but instead found a gif of a snapping turtle eating a mouse... gruesome!
     
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    I used to have a red belly piranha. I would feed it like 20 to 30 goldfish a week. I was always bummed because it would never eat while anyone was in the room. So I decided to drop in a tit mouse and see some real action. It finally got busy and wasted the lil mouse, but it got its karma handed to it and me by killing the piranha because of the blood messed up the ph in the tank. :depressed:
     
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